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He was pretty cool for a cop

Why did you delete your thread just bc you did a real deep creepening in it, questions remain unanswered

Maybe get drunk

Today at work this old man from Indiana told me that one of the schoolkids who was shot and killed in Florida had a swimming scholarship to a college in Indianapolis. Just as a little piece of trivia to carry around with me I guess.

I roast mice

We roast the ones we love ?

This is why I abandoned my family and moved to the internet

No but if she wasn't then he would obviously use that as his excuse to not respond to her message

He's going on a date with a fine black tinder hottie and people were saying maybe things will go well and he wasn't having any of it

Damn fugs it's been spelled out multiple times You don't even need to put context clues together for this one come on now

He wanted to hear that he's going to fail, was laying the groundwork with the "it sounds like she just wants to be friends before our first date" stuff, when people started saying otherwise he panicked Probably deleted the app and is trying to call in to work right now

It was getting pretty out of hand. I think buddy scared him by making it sound like such a sure thing, his formidable resolve to always fail was starting to waver

Let us know how it goes, your all work no play shtick is fun to follow.

I really, really hate Fosters, but I have to say the worst is Beer 30. Even though I haven't had any in like almost ten years, it's etched into my mind as the very worst

It's going to suck having to talk to the FBI after zeni kills people just because I post here

Also they call the heimlich maneuver abdominal thrusts now for some reason, which sounds like a wrestling/Pokemon/sex move to me

I don't think he enjoys work as much as he is just miserable and bored and fed up with being at a loss of what to do with himself when he's on his own time, so next to that going to work becomes enjoyable because he has his tasks, you know, he has his little list of whatever things to do, it's a place where he's welcome that isn't his house, gets to see people he knows, probably gets complimented from time to time on the good job he's doing, so even though it sounds like he feels the company doesn't value his health, is detrimental to his mental health in that he's afraid to seek the help he might need, it's still the best thing he's got going currently and has been for probably a long time. This is the only sense of it I can make at least. I mean even Phillies has a harder job than me and I still hate going to work and being there so fucking much it's indescribable

They do still teach it, they just really emphasize chest compressions now. I had to get my cpr cert renewed last month and they still made us blow into the mouth slits of those dummies to make their chest rise.

What hobbies have you tried and what do you mean by tried I can advise you on how to get a heavily planted fish tank running for right around $100, hours of...well, something to pay attention to, if nothing else You could also join a local organization doing good and help them out and make some outside of work connections and relationships. Give you something to do, like work which you love so much

I really don't know how you do it. I'll take the March heat waves over that bull mess.

70° today After not seeing a house fly in months there's four stuck between the screen door and the back door I never use, and there's tiny ants in the kitchen who I have never seen before. I hope I get to see a big ass snake sunbathing or something. One time I found a snapping turtle digging itself out of the creek mud it spent the winter sleeping in, flinging dirt far and wide. Welcome back boys

Who stole it? Better set up a spy cam

Rondo is a baller though and ET is beloved

Was about to say this dude is either white Rondo or ET. I'm just going to comment on everybody's hands