NaBarney

That means it's a scam

You live in hell

Makes me wonder how many oz of pet hair I've consumed over the years. Counting when it's inhaled bc it got mixed in w the weed

I like being couch rich and prefer piss stained to colored Tho the porch one does need to be burned, nothing else would be appropriate.

I really don't know how you folks in that cluster of states over there do it. 77 and breezy, a storm is brewing but won't be here until tomorrow. I cleaned the whole house and picked up the yard cleaned out my car except for all the broken glass - just energized by this warmth. Shout out to climate change for making February part of spring now, and also allowing me to transition from bitching about the cold to bitching about the heat much earlier, probably around mid-March. Til then tho this is so nice

I like AS I just have nothing to say about it

I have three couches and they're all gross

That's been the plan for several years now but idk if it'll happen. Just now getting to the end of ultra moon, not really into video gamesing anymore

Chrono Trigger. Made it to the final boss and hopped back in the space ship to do all the extra stuff and just never got around to it. I know

let neftlix

The minor league hockey team here is the Ice Bears which is a funny name made funnier by the radio commercials for it featuring like generic 90s power chords and amped up guys screaming ICE BEARS in unison several times. Love screaming along with them

Just a little bit desperate

They just started waking up here, I only saw one on the porch but they're an almost daily sight in the house for most of the year. Maybe bring some spiders into the mix? Specifically, into your house.

He was pretty cool for a cop

Why did you delete your thread just bc you did a real deep creepening in it, questions remain unanswered

Maybe get drunk

Today at work this old man from Indiana told me that one of the schoolkids who was shot and killed in Florida had a swimming scholarship to a college in Indianapolis. Just as a little piece of trivia to carry around with me I guess.

I roast mice

We roast the ones we love ?

This is why I abandoned my family and moved to the internet

No but if she wasn't then he would obviously use that as his excuse to not respond to her message

He's going on a date with a fine black tinder hottie and people were saying maybe things will go well and he wasn't having any of it

Damn fugs it's been spelled out multiple times You don't even need to put context clues together for this one come on now

He wanted to hear that he's going to fail, was laying the groundwork with the "it sounds like she just wants to be friends before our first date" stuff, when people started saying otherwise he panicked Probably deleted the app and is trying to call in to work right now