NaBarney

Yes, clothed non penetrative sex

I will destroy him

What I'm saying is let's pkmn battle

Look I don't know Maybe level up a character in a new video game instead of leveling up another account here so you can dual wield in dumpster fires

Why even have an alt here...you can just ask them to change your sn

Cake smoothies and fried pies

No he puts it in gallon jugs

My buddy is really into growing his own veggies and raises chickens and all that so he's always hooking me up with a bunch of free eggs and dog milk and whatever else he has extra of

I accidentally sharted into my own hand last year, I felt like a monkey. The urge to throw it was there

Dying to see 76ers and Cavs match up in the first round and Philly advance, just the most stressful and dramatic way possible to end LeBron's last season in Cleveland. I am 100% in on this Philly team, how can you not be? Fire breathing Finals Embiid is too good to let the Raptors stand in the way Idk what's wrong with Kawhi but quietly expecting the spurs to miss the playoffs entirely at this point Memphis doing an excellent job at losing every possible game down the stretch, cue Chandler Parsons yelling like Paul Pierce "this is why they brought me here!" Anthony Davis needs to make the playoffs again, losing out on the 8th seed to the Clippers or Jazz would be way way too sad. Hope the Rockets finish with the top seed and Harden wins MVP, will make it that much funnier when they don't make the WCF in totally bizarre fashion.

That's tight

https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2016/3/24/11292028/lebron-james-idiot-derogatory-nickname-glossary-ledumb-lebum-lebooger-lefart-lepenis

Must be a devil between us

Death Rote

We're cha aaaiii haaaiiined We're cha ahh ained We're cha uhh aah aiiined

Protect drugs

No because the Lord is real and He will return one day and I don't want to be caught licking a butt

THE GAAAAR DEEEEEEN HEEEEEAAAAAAD

I played this in my high school art class once and the teacher got all upset because she thought it was making fun of god even though it's the most sincere sounding shit and banned me from playing music again.

Yeah I haven't listened to more than a few Rogans, it's cute and special but hard to take seriously. Check it out though ghostrek, maybe the best thing for you would be a diet change, get that good gut bacteria growing

I like the weird health gurus he gets sometimes, this ep taught me a lot http://jrefan.com/the-joe-rogan-experience-episode-1037-with-chris-kresser/

Thanks Rogan

Stop buying an eighth at a time and waiting until you are out to get more, it's bad for your brain to deprive it of weed smoke like that

If every shirt you buy requires modification I bet like anything else you could teach yourself how to do it with YouTube. That's a lot of tailor money you'd be saving over a lifetime and it's good to learn new skills

wow ok let party