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scoobdog

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  1. Bungee jumping is for hipsters.
  2. You're going to burn that shirt, right?
  3. All right. You motherfuckers asked for it....
  4. What are we looking for? Velma bondage porn?
  5. Fuck that. If you didn't catch the ball yourself, then you don't deserve it anyway unless your like ten years old.
  6. Bro
  7. You don't say.....
  8. You're doing God's work, my man.
  9. It's getting chaotic in here...
  10. Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
  11. scoobdog

    Halp

    You know... All kidding aside, it seems to me that your "friends" sure like to manipulate you a whole lot.
  12. scoobdog

    Halp

    You really need to do something about this side piece reputation of yours.
  13. He meant water, dumbass.
  14. scoobdog

    Halp

    Against my better judgement.... ...what happened?
  15. I hate self checkout. Most of the places that have it still require a cashier nearby anyway, so I would rather have a cashier in the first place.
  16. I know, Helps. I know.
  17. That would be the implication, yes.
  18. I know the feeling.
  19. Dammit Helps. One letter and you ruined the joke.
  20. That's one hell of a diet plan.
  21. The last time I went to a strip club, I got stuck outside making sure the groom-to-be didn't drown in his own puke in my car.
  22. You been here long enough. You know better than to ask that question....
  23. This is a sign.... ...that you don't really need glasses.
  24. But it should be.
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