scoobdog

Just then, I woke up...

Yes, Chris Isaak is always the right answer.

If he's a good boy, he's hoping she'll sit on his face and fart.

Ha ha.

Last I checked, the DF posts were removed from your post count but you did not lose the like stats for posts in DF.

My Grandma is in the hospital after she broke her hip.

I'm guessing no fun at all.

A Kenny Klassic! [YouTube] [/YouTube]

Kenny sings! [YouTube] [/YouTube]

I had a nice chocolate brown for my rank color on Nodebb. Here, I just ended up red.

Be an asshole.

Shut up, scoob.

I had no idea what Omega 13 meant. I looked over at Ghosty. "You mean the fish oil?" "A little help over here?" "Not now Mirna, I'm on to something." "No, really.... Help!" ghostrek[/member] and I looked over to see Johnny standing over Dr. Nick, a smoking pistol in his hand. "ok wtf?" said Ghosty, echoing my thoughts exactly. Then I noticed that Frankie was near Johnny's black bimmer, grappling with the helpless Mirna. "Frankie, you were the muscle all along?" I could tell he didn't know how to handle a dame. You can always tell a sixty year old virgin when you see one. Johnny fired at me sending me and the ghost scrambling for cover. "Quit screwing around, you dolt. We need put a squeeze on this chick before she squeals to the coppers." "Wait what? You know I leave that kind of work to the other guys to bid on." "Get in the car!" I pulled out my piece and took a few wild shots as they sped away....

Stop being such a stick-in-the-mud.

I believe this was indeed how it went down. I mean, I was going to get the rank anyway because I specifically opted to defer from Lithium rather than take a new rank, but conan did lead the push to get the ranks restored on Nodebb.

I was quick to corner him, but before I got too far.... "Heeeey yoooou. You look like a handsome man." I mean, I really am but that's.... "I am?" ghostrek[/member] looked puzzled by the sudden attention. He is?! Ghosty shifted his pants nervously. He still looked rumpled after that one strange weekend. "Let me tell you what I can do for you...." "Go on" "Not the time, sport. We're here on a case remember?" But I could tell it was too late. Visions of a completely naked Deanna Troi running her fingers through his full head of hair were running through his head. I'm pretty sure.

You first.

Nope. I is too fat.

You just noticed that? It was my gift from Luuv for the Turkey Shoot and he let me have it here when the other boards dieded.

Yes, let's. I may have a report from ghostrek[/member] ...

God damn. That was so unfunny it made me angry.

Get 'er done.

You don't say.....

Read my previous post, shit-for-brains.

Of course you would, dumbass.