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My mom loves bunnies. Too bad we're so far away.

Waiting is the hardest part, but it makes the new kitten all the more amazing.

Antebellum is unique because it's a blend of a few neo-classical predecessors. Georgian architecture in Colonial America minimizes or dispenses with entirely the columns, while French Neo-Classical tends to incorporate the colonnades directly into walls. Somewhere in the middle of those two you have the hodge podge architecture that predominates Early American and French Louisiana. Obviously, a historic Louisiana plantation is going to have more columns, particularly because of the need for large front porches and porticos, but even those columns aren't as ornate as the columns you might see in, say, Versailles.

That's an odd thing to congratulate, but cool.

Family of architects and builders.

It actually looks pretty standard for antebellum / neo-classical architecture. The farther north (and the smaller) the home is, the pronounced the facade tends to be compared to the rest of the home.

What is that stuff?

Why are you congratulating her on ... the process?

She hasn't bought the house yet.

You could buy a house in the city and turn it into a haunted house.....

I don't think you want all the expense that comes with renovating an old spooky house like that.

But if she married you, she wouldn't have to move.

Bro... I don't know what kind of stress makes you forget the territorial boundaries of you own fucking country.

What does that even mean?

Oh c'mon. It's like three years. How many chicks you going to scare off in three years anyway?

So... marry her in Vegas, then she can move back to east coast with you. I don't see the problem here.

You're killing me, helps.

Hey, I'll get a two for one. It'll be great. I'm really loads of fun.

Helps, we talked about this. Lay off the racist shit, right?

Dude, wut?

For the weekend, bro. Do it for love.

Just meet her in Vegas and get married or something.

That chick is too hot to be Packard.

Well the hobos in Houston know a thing or two about making it rain.

Sure, I'll do that for you Bucket.