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Why can't it be this and a horrible pun at the same time?

You should go back to it. Bum cum can't give you the same kick.

Welcome to the world of construction.

I don't usually, but rollercoasters can be tricky if it's a day that's already windy because of my eyes.

Add me to the "Best not to do it" group. There are plenty of opportunities for women to take control of their bodies and post (and be compensated for) their nudes in a safe environment. She could be telling you this as a friend out of a place of honesty, and asking might damage that friendship. If she's angling to have you buy them, it is not healthy to sell nudes to people who you are supposed to be having a professional relationship with, and it may indicate she has latent self esteem issues.

Dude knows how to mark his territory.

That sounds horrifying.

Nothing is more boring than the The Smiths.

That's the weirdest debate I've ever heard.

I can only imagine how disappointing that would be.

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That makes pretty good sense. I've made a few recipes for cheesecake and the sweetness to sourness balance in the cream cheese base has a lot to do with how successful the cake ends up being, particularly since the baking process tends to amplify it either way. With a cobbler fruit, I'm guessing the spice bridges the gap between the slightly sour cheese and the sweet peaches.

Oh. That's who ProJared is.

I hope you sent that joke to her so she can be even less proud of you than she normally is.

I'm having a hard time imagining what that would taste like. It wouldn't seem like peach would be tart enough to offset the cream cheese.

Or she takes her personal pleasure very seriously.

And a sternly worded letter for good measure.

I don't think I could ever choose one over the other: they're both masterpieces. Now Meaning of Life is clearly inferior to those two.

That not a "hint" douchebag. And seeing as you're not paying a mortgage, I'd say the difference is that you can afford rent in a slum but not the mortgage payment on a "modest" house.

Not without your brother's money you can't.

Oh really?

Not a whole lot for what would be an acre of property, but more than you'll ever be able to afford.

Happy Birthday!

That was fucking beautiful.

If your mom ever sees him, she won't be worried about that at all.