scoobdog
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How do you do it? No one can bring the stupid out of him like you can. -
OMFG.....
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I dunno. It was kind of clever. But the poetry was shit.
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We should get a selfie together sometime.
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Maybe you can show me in person. I think I need to see it for myself.
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Bad news everyone, his tapeless answering machine was broken and none of the messages were taken. None of them. I guess we need to actually show up at his door step.
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You wouldn't be saying that if she were 12 years old, fucking pedo.
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He's shitting himself right about now.
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I said stop.... Wait what?
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He doesn't need a invisibility coat to disappear....
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Packard is just itching for abuse. I love it.
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Stop lying.
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After she visits you at Bally's and cold cocks you from behind.
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I needed that.
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There you go. I knew you had this.
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If I were the bus driver, I'd strap him to bike rack.
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*looks on jealously*
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Because you were clearly listening in on security to make sure they weren't on to you.... even though they were.
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No, it smells like cheese... of in your case, an 8th grader's sweaty crotch.
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Nobody wants the worm when it tastes like tar.
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He just meant that bacon in the canteen means the school cafeteria is full of fresh meat.
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You should have checked that before trying to cash it. Typical newb mistake but I wouldn't expect that from you Mr. King of All Janitors.
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Keep posting bitch.
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I'm just basking in that loving description of trash. If anyone could steal a winning ticket covered in beer and blood out of the trash, it's you. I bet you fucking licked it before cashing it.
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You're mine, now.
