scoobdog
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Luckily you won't know what happened. You'll just be dead.
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Of course not. Someone needs to be a patsy for the bank loan.
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I hear that strange things happen to old people on planes. Things like brain hemorrhages. You might not survive the ascent.
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Compared to your brother and uncle, you might as well have never been born.
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Do they have a brown bunny? I'm not comfortable with a white bunny talking like that.
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So you're dead to her, right?
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Dammit, Raku. Sawdy is creating a masterpiece here.
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What the fuck is that? You using a bunny as a cry for help, now?
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Speedboat accident. No one finds the body at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
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Dementia.
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Fuck you, @1938 Packard. Hope you get stuck in the airport for three weeks.
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No, I've never experienced a "thunderstorm" under the AC boardwalk.
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Plus a real cat wouldn't live 40 years. It's so much more depressing that this guy has had a delusion of companionship only to find the last four decades have been a cruel lie.
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Sounds like something your butthole experiences after a three days of straight salad.
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Is "icy cold water" a euphemism for warm jizz?
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Shop for a new television and I will beat any advertised price!
scoobdog replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All
Speaking of which, has @1938 Packard gargled bleach yet? The bums in Houston asked me to remind him because they don't want any AIDS. -
No one suggested that, you wretch. Also, thats clearly a mint leaf.
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That's what you think... Cock sucker.
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That's because no one wants him back.
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//> got full time admin, and got to take the drug test today ./
scoobdog replied to //>wagz./'s topic in Free-For-All
I see. -
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That sad.
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//> got full time admin, and got to take the drug test today ./
scoobdog replied to //>wagz./'s topic in Free-For-All
Your employer knew you were on medical marijuana? Isn't that usually a non-starter? -
Only you would be confused by this.
