scoobdog

Can I pee on him?

It has been for a few years gramps.

Sorry. Every time I hear "I like those odds" I hear TigerBot....

I'm sure your supervisor wants you to retire, much like your brother.

And doing it poorly.

How's that cold? Kicking your ass hard?

NEVER EXPLAIN THE PUNCHLINE!

Why don't you know where your money is going?

Is that $900 a week?

Cool.

Were you also juggling chainsaws?

White

"Tubthumping?"

Chekov's gun.

Like from a security camera or something?

A real life murder mystery.

Huh. My mom mentioned that. I guess she was watching Arthur today.

Always wondered how one does that.

It's not a mistake until you "accidentally" look up Princess Peach plant vore.

And the fact that the price of Apple products that are already on the downswing bumping up....

That's Ok. We all know.

Nothing wrong with that. You gotta hold these guys to deadlines or they will find a way to put your project on the back burner while they finish someone else's project. What will help a lot is if you start having on-site meeting on a weekly basis and make them mandatory for the subs that are on-site or setting up to be on-site.

Not much. It's a little more user friendly, but it's still time consuming.

Is there a reason for such a tight timeline?