scoobdog

Did you ever get your barometer?

I'm cool with it.

It was pretty obvious that your brain has been on overdrive the last few weeks. There's no other reason for someone to be arguing to 6am like you were a few days ago. Is there any creative outlet you can focus on, at lest temporarily?

She needs to call OSHA

What does What We Do in the Shadows have to do with American Gods?

How does Tiramisu give someone the hiccups?

IC Well, you should do what makes you happy.

I say, only spend part of the monies on the MJ and savor it.

Ignore the next three notifications.

Well shit.

Unless she's 118 years old, I think fake is a safe bet.

That is one ugly ass mom.

Now you're just bragging.

Did you break a toilet?

... One minute?

It's always been ... cheese flavored cardboard with pepperoni on top. I'm okay with that because tomato sauce can disagree with me sometimes, but it doesn't make for good pizza.

Actually, a miniature swamp cooler looks like it would be pretty effective with a central air heat pump unit. Swamp coolers don't humidify as much as an actual humidifier, but they can certainly help, particularly considering that heat pump systems by their nature dehumidify air. Since you didn't get the surgery on your sinuses, this device could certainly help.

I don't hate Little Caesar's - at least compared to any of the other chains; it's just bland. I couldn't imagine how Ranch could improve it, though.

I've honestly never seen anyone put ranch on a pizza.

Seems like an understatement, but I guess it depends who you were pulling it out of.

Because he shits in sinks?

Nah, you won't.

Not holding my breath.

Good.

Why?