scoobdog

It was a recording... so not at all.

I didn't get a chance because I was on another call, and I didn't want to hang up to find out what new and wonderful catastrophe I was facing.

It was so good, the voice box dude repeated it.

You too? Is this line a new scam?

Talking dog say not to worry. Just listen....

You could shit away the pounds.

If that's the case.... You're all fucked.

You can walk a whole mile in :30.

Happy Birthday!

And we're back to the immaturity thing. Maybe don't mess with sketchy chicks if you're that worried "'mutual respect' can very easily go out the window" and she's going to back stab you. Chicks that would blow you up for no reason are sociopaths, and the vast majority of women you encounter are not sociopathic.

You know what every single one of those articles has in common? The "common sense" you speak of revolves around mutual respect.

As he has proven on many occasions.

Which is why you started out with a strong "don't do it" instead of a more nuanced (if no less histrionic) tally of the risks.

Why do you assume she's going to be spiteful if things don't work out?

I don't really have an opinion other than to say that Worst Naraku is the last person you should be getting relationship advice from... or work advice.... or home buy advice...

Is your dad a commercial or residential contractor?

You know who's the worst at remodeling his own house? A contractor.

That's love, man.

What if I told you to kill Daisy before she kills you?

"Time I am, the great destroyer of the worlds, I have come here to destroy all people, one bum dick and cancer stick at a time."

Oh, I think you are... Sorry, that shit eating grin just makes that video.

Like, why?

Time to end this....

I agree bb....

Lol. I'm kidding you. That's cool.