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scoobdog

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  1. Then you is on to somethin'.
  2. Did you have to get out of your rascal to get the door?
  3. My man... No one does it better.
  4. Well, that's good.
  5. Yeah but did you close the deal afterward?
  6. Allright allright. The anti-freeze motif is an improvement.
  7. My dog just died. You mother fucker.
  8. It's her new thing. Kind of a cross between idiotic rhetorical musings and bad beat poetry.
  9. Lolwut? I'm not like Buddy. I expect results.
  10. Stray cars don't pick up their own messes. They just drive over the roadkill until it kind of blends in with the asphalt.
  11. I think a stray car would just try to run over him.
  12. Thank God your arms are long enough that you can at least reach far enough around your belly to take a pic.
  13. Bigger ain't better? Lol
  14. They gonna crack your ribs when the EMT has to give you chest pumps anyway.
  15. But she really is.
  16. Nah, the point is to not die an early death from heart disease.
  17. Lol. She don't even know what triggered actually looks like.
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