scoobdog

Dude swings a mean kettlebell.

That's a lot of acronyms for dick.

This turned out nice.

And with that, final form has been achieved.

Ten years later.....

He apparently underestimates the resourcefulness of fascists.

I always wondered.... doesn't Grubhub have a way to check this shit? I mean, if they don't that's a really bad business model or they just don't mind fucking Benji over or something.

Sponges, I hope you know I give you shit because you drive me up a wall, not because I don't think you're a swell guy who I appreciate because, uh, you like dinosaurs and worship the time dragon and make beer. Also, I still don't know if I've been blocked or not, because if I have that's the least effort I've ever had to actually get blocked. I think I have been.

What's a facist?

So, she wasn't actually a troll customer.

Lasty would do terrible in a gang.

How can such a little thing produce that much pollution? It's like he cared less about getting away and more about dousing the entire island of Manhatten with half-burnt diesel. It's like: "Hey, where's Osbourne at?" "Haven't seen him today.." "Wait, I thought I smelled him over on 6th Avenue." "What the hell is over there?" "I think he was sends his tights to a cleaners over there." "Figures. He overpays for everything."

You mean the one that's either out of control or too slow to outrun a web shooter?

What was he eating anyway?

People's Liberation Army

I dunno. Since the Roaring '20's?

PLA bat.

I stopped calling people "boss." Actually, I really only did it in the first place to be a dick.

@Ginguy

That’s a lot of effort for a shifty dad joke.

Once again, it is 1am. - @Mix

I’ll never forgive him for abandoning you.