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Playing the lottery is no fun, but giving lottery tickets as gifts is a ton of fun.

Looks more like someone gave him a hickey ... on his balls.

Show us your home made woofer enclosure again, Packard.

Is that really a problem with a religion or is it a problem with that religion's adherents?

You know you are almost obligated to ignore any alert that says "Sawdamizer mentioned you" right?

Wrong answer.

Is that your way of saying "Damn right?"

You are into her?

Why not?

No Ghosty. I'm not linking the attractive lady to your poll after you used dead and eyes in the same sentence.

This is not how you drum up interest in your attractiveness poll.

Well, it's going to fail at least one test.

GHOSTY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!

Cool, but that doesn't stop you from moving away from the person. Disengaging is not really an option, it's mandatory when you're dealing with toxic shits like this.

Honestly, I don't know how you sit next to a dude after he says that. It's enough to make my skin crawl.

That's a hell of a way to find out you have a mark on your head.

Elbow him in the ribs where no one can see.

Which is why I ask. One moment he’s cutting a rakish figure, the next he’s frozen halfway between a fart and gasping for air.

I mean, I’m not dogging him for it: it’s relatively easy for me to come up with a great shtick but I can’t keep a good alt alive either. It’s just irrelevance is the price you pay for going big with an good internet villain and not delivering when it comes time to make that villain something besides a gag. Still, it would be nice to see some of his characters in action before they’re gone...

What is the Han Solo? I mean, what was he going for with that pose?

Well, the only real “development” was him staying in character for years on end, and it just doesn’t mean the same when even Bucket can do that. He was always kind of doomed to ignobility as soon as he needed depth to sell an emotional stunt.

My interest starts and stops with the jokes I can mine out of it. But, come to think of it, we haven’t heard from him since the staircase cartwheel. Hope he didn’t die on his couch.

Last yt was a month ago....

It’s going to be different this time. Just you wait..,

Finally. Ghosty rubbing his junk in our faces. Now, all he needs to do is not puss out and apologize. Hear that @ghostrek? Don’t you do it..,,