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Not if you kill him.

So, you want to put on a different uniform so people can abuse you?

What do you want to do, Ghosty?

What's this make.... year 19?

I mean, if you don't think PBS is quality television, I don't know what to tell you.

What radio stations are you listening to? I mean, if you really want now, you're just going to get Billie Eilish, one of the tens of Dua Lipa tunes that all sound alike, one of the tens of Ariana Grande tunes that sound like she's whining, or, if you're lucky, one of the good Weeknd tunes from After Hours but not one of the really good ones from the same album.

Why do you hate quality board content?

Bringing a brief moment of joy to the TSA schlubs.

With my dick?

You should probably know after, like, the first two episodes.

It good?

Do you type like that too?

It's not personal when everyone does it.

Wait, I thought you were saying other people would be calling it sexual harassment if you told a naked woman bank robber she should stop by and have drinks if she's ever in Northwest Ohio. I'm getting confused.

How are you even alive, bro?

Bro.....

Holy shit. I didn't think you were an Incel, but I obviously should have.

For a dude that doesn’t orgasm, the first thing that comes to my mind is that he likes to punish himself.

It’s straight up bullshit you are getting left on an island.

Nobody: Ghosty:

You can’t even jack off on your birthday?

That is the farthest you'll go? I mean, Velma isn't coming out in a PG13 movie.

Well, if anyone could come up with a worse response than Ghosty, it would be you. All of the awkward creepiness with even less charm.

You going home wouldn't be what I would expect as being great, but seeing the furry family sounds like a blast.

Vacation, huh? Where does the man who fucks only the finest sex workers go for vacation?