scoobdog

You're drunk.... And wearing a scarf?

Yeah, what were you doing? Those are nicknames you give to chicks you don't survive the date of your own accord.

It never ends, man

UP

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT YOU.

Hasn't this been happening for... as long as you've been alive? Everyone makes up stories about you. Like, I bet even your parents make up stories about you. What the fuck are you doing to make people make up stories about you?

By a 90-y-o?

That... was also a joke.

Cause I can't tell the difference between Til Linderman and Rob Zombie.

Nah, Dio is cool. His lyrics are quality.

Anyhoo.... At least Ramstein sings in German, so i can't complain about not knowing what they're singing and, well, German sounds angry.

Dio. Of course you would pick Dio.

No one will ever be better than James Hetfield.

That's... out of left field.

The original and both remakes have that vaguely imperialist/racist human sacrifice thing, but I think only the '76 one has actual exposed breasts. The original Godzilla was actually supposed to be serious commentary and not exploitive, so nudity was kind of out of the question I think.

So... he just can't sing worth a shit. Got it. But I was a tad bit harsh on his directing skills.

It has to have worked. There is no way Nabs actually remembered shit on his own.

Wait, by developed you weren't talking about titties?

You did it. You did the roar. Also thanks to your review, I will not be seeing this spectacle. I like my characters developed.

I will concede he directs much better than he acts. Also, I checked out the White Zombie bassist, and ... uh.... She was really hot.

But seriously, I don't know how that dude does it. Can't sing, can't direct. Somehow still gets a cult following and smokeshow wife.

I mean of your dribbling peepee.

Pics?

But seriously, does Rob Zombie actually sing or does he just drunken rant his way through metal riffs? @Doom Metal Alchemist, get in here.