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And.... ....it's in the toaster.

I was fishing with dynamite, tbh... So, I don't really know if he's ban-on-sight.

If you're really viper... Why haven't you been banned yet? ... It's because you aren't really Viper.

What could Packard have to possibly hide.....?

That cutout was super suspicious looking. I bet he was just waiting to snitch on Packard for taking pictures of him.

Oh shit! That's exactly what I need a VPN.... I mean because I don't want the police snooping on me while I'm doing my completely legitimate business.

You don't need ID if you pay in silver ingots, right?

See, I'm a really private kind of dude. Totally law abiding mind you. I'm just really worried about the government looking over my shoulder. Can you be really really really sure they aren't sharing your billing info? Heck can you even be sure they haven't already? It's like you said, this cashless society thing is no good.... I want to be able to pay for my VPN thingamabob the old fashioned way.

But they’ll have my credit card info! Is there any way else I can pay for it?

Golly, that sure sounds super secret. So that means I can log on to one of these new fangled server things, and no one can see what I’m doing?

Knew it! Anyway, good to see Zeni back to his inquisitive self.

Wait a second.... What if sleep could allude you? Wouldn't that mean you could be summoned to someone else's dream?

What's a VPN, Packard?

ACPD is.

Who the fuck goes to a bar for a conversation?

Only if it’s doused in rum.

Right, because you're too weak to crack organic eggs.

Classic posts of yesteryear.....

Not sure if I should be worried that the only two people who have looked at your profile are Panic and me.

I dunno. Birria is kind of on the saucy side for me.

I believe birria is basically barbacoa, slow cooked meat, marinated in adobo.

Bally's isn't a tourist trap, it's a death trap.

So you could get cancer on both the outside and the inside. A plus: can't smell smoke on the moon if there isn't an atmosphere, but you probably also can't light the cigarette to begin with.

Well, you wouldn't see the moon, you would see Earth.

Cashless can't give you that sweet feeling of piece of cold metal pressed against your balls.