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It’s more to it than that. Those characters are also usually extremely immature or in some other way emotionally stunted. That’s how that particular plot device works.

The ridiculous notion a girl is going to judge you based on your parents is a sign of an inferiority complex.

Start by actually doing something about your inferiority complex.

TL;DR - You're not closer.

There's more to you not getting dates than not having privacy while fucking or needing to play to girls that look down on a guy that lives at home. Sure, those are legitimate concerns when you actually land a date, but they're not stopping you from actually putting yourself out there. Rather, they're excuses for you to put off dating all together.

No, but apparently being an alcoholic caused heart failure and brain damage.

I'm convinced he's a motherfucking genius.

You take that back sir.

Happy Birthday!

I’ve never heard of any other soda besides grape being used as a stereotype.

Yes, Happy Anniversary!

Those curtains are nice.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!!

Please do, before you go out on a backpack trip. You may need some temporary medicinal help to make sure you’re stable enough to go on a self discovery journey. Don’t feel you need to complete your degree now or force yourself to go to class.

The worrisome part for me that you’re unable to focus on school. Have you seen a doctor about severe depression?

So, you're no longer enrolled at Cal?

No, my assets aren't anything to write home about either.

We're also sneaky shits.

Lol. No way your cringey pics come close to my normal pics.

It's true. They also have the biggest egos, which makes it all the worse.

Partially because I got both of my degrees in creative writing. But, also, the fact that it's so bald faced about the fact it's a scheme to coerce use of your creative talents to make money is particularly grating. Plots are almost always secondary to the mechanics of writing, like character development, prose proficiency, and narrative management (as in knowing where and when to build to the climax and how to effective resolve it with the denouement). You're doing 99% of the work, and they're earning 90% of the profits. Not that real publishers a much fairer when it comes to profit sharing based on their contribution, though.

If I saw one of those ads, I would be insulted.

You three are exactly why I will never ever post my picture.

I like grape soda. I mean, I won't actually look for it like I look for pineapple soda, but I still like it enough to choose it if it's an option.