molarbear

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday JACKIE!!!!!!!!!

I'm logging history, not penning the next shades novel

I think they were on to something when they built that Dam that blocked the Sun on Angry Beavers

I was unaware that as I lay melting into a puddle of human goo attempting to scribble the last logs of humanity that my artistic design would be judged

It's hot

FTFY bro

Heather Brooke Sawdy's posted a photo of her before I think she was in every video on the internet that wasn't Naughty America circa 2005

I don't know who thought the yearbook was ever a good idea but, thank you That thing was a joy to read

Just ask her if she knows who Heather is

I already do this with my shoes >.>

Should have told her it was an educational video about Starfish and how they search for food

"Shovel"

I came back in '09 after 5 years of being away and it was uh.... different Always assumed Rants and Babblers were the same peeps. I always just went into Rants when I wanted to Rant, I went into Babbling for the pick em threads, I went into the games folder to literally never discuss video games it seemed, and then ryan_expert invited me to play halo with him, and I found the halo thread in IB and kind of started hanging around there... mainly for that thread I've had some weird 6 degrees from this place though Back during one of those picture threads that always got deleted someone posted a photo of themselves from when they were deployed overseas and was like "Uh.... that's my brother in the background" I played sports/went to school with another member's cousin

Oregon vs an ACC team in what will now be known as the Oregon Trail Bowl

4 Dreamcasts? That wasn't an earthquake you guys felt... that was my boxer briefs slamming into the ground

https://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/34158119/running-backs-adrian-peterson-leveon-bell-sign-deals-boxing-exhibition-july-sources-say My money is on AD

Member when Pornhub's homemade section was better than found bigfoot footage but not million dollar budget quality? It's more like walking into a funhouse than watching a porn these days, you got like 9 cameras all showing different angles at once. I start feeling like the spider in Rugrats that got out it's cage when they tried to replace Spike and they tried to show you what a spider's vision would be like. I'm convinced some of these people bust out a James Cameron' budget for their 3 min bang

I think you may be giving me way too much credit

@Mix Am I doing this right?