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molarbear

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  1. molarbear

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    I usually just rock my old work boots They're not comfortable at all but they're water resistant
  2. molarbear

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    That's a very popular opinion, imo
  3. molarbear

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  4. molarbear

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    Dat (insert an arrow pointing down because I don't know how to do that on keyboard)
  5. You couldn't handle my mid drift
  6. molarbear

    Chaos

    Hope you all stocked up on your milk sammiches
  7. Baby Coop-a-Loop is showing 6 more weeks of Winter
  8. Still his greatest Role
  9. Dude's banging Brenda Song so he's doing something right
  10. Nah it's about sleep, not sex Although we did find out Mix was into erotic asphyxiation by accident. That time he was gone from here for a week? He was kind of missing
  11. whatevs you're big spoon next time. Keep that idle hand away from me with its phantom smacks
  12. You're terrible at cuddling and your ass sounds like it's attempting to summon a demon while you sleep
  13. He looks and acts like Congressman Murray from Parks and Rec
  14. I imagine when this dude needs lube he just taps the scar tissue on his face and uses the blood
  15. I'd avoid trying to do any laundry tonight.... Just to be safe
  16. I hope a semi full of lego pieces over turns in front of your house
  17. We can never build a dog dojo together 😪
  18. This is going to be a completely different SB and it feels kind of nice
  19. Did M&M ever take off tho?
  20. Should have pulled a Favre and gone and played for the Giants, just to use the pillow trick on old Belichick Breaking his final Horcrux
  21. Aging like a slice of american cheese that got lost behind the fridge
  22. I only like that on Waffles Speaking of which, people talk so highly of Waffle House, those mofos don't have peanut butter
  23. Someone did not skip Kegel day
  24. I thought something like this actually happened in South America The Drug Dealers kidnapped the local Doctors and made them vaccinate the local population
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