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molarbear

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  1. Cleveland and Baker Mayfield drama outta left field
  2. molarbear

    War is hell

    If only The Hoff could have got there in time...
  3. Dafuq do they eat this shit, fucking Siberia?
  4. Only known dog to exist that has farted without scaring himself
  5. GB kept Rodgers The next year or two will be nice... after that they're going to be on a dollar store budget for a decade or so
  6. Not a selfie but my shoulder is in it
  7. franch ranch flavored ranch
  8. I'm still not convinced this is a real person
  9. Mix has taken quite a few financial hits and tanked our business If he's going for the 1000 lb person he's probably placed a brick wall in front of the horse and painted a tunnel on it What he doesn't know is I sliced the corner of the ring the horse is starting in and put a massive slick of KY leading to said wall so large, that a single fart from a bee would be enough inertia to move said 1000 lb person on said lube trail directly towards the wall None of you are probably asking yourselves right now "Self, who is Molar gonna bet on?" I'm just there for the free popcorn
  10. M&M is never going to make it, is it? You're over here watching the worst movies ever and I'm thinking of how we can claim Pluto before those fancy space fucks try to say it's a planet again You slept on the runt, and now you want to call it a planet again? You're gonna have to fork over some dough....
  11. Floating the River We had beached and I was sitting halfway in the water and on the shore. A Raft full of hammered people didn't see me or the giant yellow raft I was sitting next to and plowed into it and rolled over me There I was, on my back now, pinned under a rubber raft in water that was too shallow to for it to float in (We're talking the big rafts btw, not those tiny ones you buy at a store) Luckily one of the people in said raft either saw it happen, or saw the bug on a windshield print I was leaving in the bottom and pulled it off me
  12. I sift through and save hundreds of memes/animal pics
  13. Dafuq are you, like 16? Just now getting into Milfs?
  14. Imma be pissed if I finally get back there after covid and this doesn't happen
  15. $1000 and I'll sell it back to you
  16. That's essentially what someone did I can't even get mad, they slapped some shit on MS paint or photoshop and convinced people it was worth tons of money
  17. I really liked that one I've recently been sucked back into the Binding of Issac... so much so that I spent $35 on the last 2 DLC's
  18. someone may have post it here long ago but still my favorite
  19. Are they on National Anthem part 4 or 5? Did the Eagle shed single tear as it flew around the stadium? Some person out there paid an astronomical price for a ticket and ended up getting too hammered before the game to even go
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