molarbear

I don't know what leeks are and at this point I'm too scared to ask.

That's an amazing game

That's cool. I'm assuming she said yes since you didn't mention any awkwardness to the night.

That's not a bad strategy at all. The only flaw I saw was dancing near a fence, probably ok if you're actually able to dance but I see that and think " 1 step, 2 step......and I'm now impaled by a piece of fence." I'm a terrible dancer

Bruh, with that prostitute phone you gotta be Keep that pimp hand strong

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I r confused

No, in fact... I'd probably just run the opposite direction from them.

I got your 6

I compare her to Jake Arrieta in my brain, dude went from untouchable and unheard of stats to semi human... errbody freaked out. She has lost 2 fights now and everyone is saying she should retire (which don't get me wrong, she was in the Entourage movie and one of the Expendables movies) I imagine not getting punched and making money is awesome. I hope she keeps doing MMA *if that's her passion, 2 losses ain't shit compared to her Win record.

I typed in "homer hits puberty"

I can't Karaoke, I had an angelic voice as a child once puberty hit it destroyed it.

ine was pretty fun., my friend's birthday is the same night so we all went out to eat and then to the bar...... After that things got cloudy 9pm ish- arrive at the bar 10:45 ish- People keep buying shots 11:30 ish- I find out my friend's boyfriend is named Carl for the 14th time and immediately start making Walking Dead jokes 12:20 ish- I keep asking when the countdown to midnight is going to happen 12:25 ish- ask the bartender if she wants to build a pillow fort with me, she interprets this as a sexual innuendo and shoots me down (for some reason they had a shit ton of mini pillows in a basket on the bar, I was referencing those) ????- Walking to my Brother's house, birthday boy just starts walking off in a random direction saying "I know the way", he then pukes in the road.

Looks pretty cool, have you see footage from Sea of Thieves yet?

Final thoughts, it wasn't all that bad. http://sports.yahoo.com/video/cubs-win-2016-world-series-190755772.html

I disagree. When I wanna play tag or hide and seek, my buddy's kids are always down.

Ya know, I kinda agree with you. This is terrifying Someone needs to take me out back and just "old yeller" me, Zeni is spewing truth and I don't know what to do anymore.

inhumanrampager[/member] described it best when it said it was the best movie he ever played.

I kinda like it to be honest, gives it a retro feel.

My best friend is in town and normally his Dad throws these pretty nice Irish wake style parties where we attempt to drink enough booze to kill an Elephant. Unfortunately my friend's 9 month old is sick so that may not be happening. My Brother wants me to go to his house and walk to the bar like 2 blocks away, I dunno though.

RELEASE MY LEG!!!!!! where I'm going is too horrible for your eyes!

I feel like you people are putting way too much faith in me

shut up old man!

I only made $50 working the corner today, some pimp offered it to me so I'd quit scaring people off.

I'm buying Borden 2% though, you can blame the school system for that. When people asked what I learned in school, I tell them "Borden's 2% milk is the best" their reactions are usually pretty good.