molarbear

Does anyone here know how to make Gifs? This is something I've been wanting to learn but everyone I've asked IRL simply attempts to tell me I pronounce the word wrong, instead of offering to help.

I'm going to hangout with my Brother, Mom, and Dad and watch my Mom get super stressed out while cooking (while yelling at anyone who offers to help) She'll get angry about a hour in as my Brother and I make jokes between ourselves... at some point my Dad will eat some Olives and probably get yelled at. Eventually everyone goes their own ways, and I'll do some liver push ups to prepare for New Year's Eve

WHOA!!!!! Pump those brakes. I said mail order girlfriend, not bride.

Good for you man.

Dude...... Your training is complete.

you got any mail order girlfriends who aren't super crazy, and like laugh at terrible jokes?

queso dip

Maybe someone was learning to fly a drone and almost crashed it outside your window, that or, I hear some of them can safely land themselves if they go out of range or lose power. TL:DR you almost got abducted by bigfoot

It's 8 outside right now, I have a big ass Carhartt jacket I got as a safety award at work a couple years ago that punches cold in the face and keeps me warm. Granted it feels like one of those Lead vests they make you wear when you get X-rays, but it gets the job done.

What if I touch myself during the day?

................You still haven't denied that you've named your hand "crazy"

Clearly you've never had baked potato soup

No bullshit, may be getting snow tomorrow. I R excited! it's probably be an inch and melt as soon as it hits the ground but, I'll have one joyous afternoon of snow.

I thought you had no desire to have sex? I remember that thread, you were like "am I the only one that's just not that interested in sex?" and then everyone was all like "dude, you cray!" which leads me to believe this is a thread about you calling your hand crazy.

he's got that look like "Hooman, you've crossed the line. You know I have to shit on your carpet now, right?"

I've neglected my Animal Crossing for so long that my town is probably confused for a lost Amazonian tribe at this point.

That sounds like an amazing temperature for sleeping

Gladly! I figure if it's going to be cold I may as well get to enjoy it. I fucking love playing in the snow!

I'm actually kind of worried, Baseball is over, College Football is getting ready to start its' Bowls, and Green Bay may not make the playoffs. It's quite possible that the World is going to be boring until May rolls back around.

Nah, Christmas has always been pretty chill, strictly interior decorations. The worst thing I've done wasn't on purpose. When I was about 8 my Dad, brother, and I were left in charge of decorating the Christmas tree and put way to many ornaments on one side, it then fell on me. Laughter ensued by everyone not stuck under the tree at that point.

Asaris ftw!!!

meh, I don't care what color they are

Dude... that was the 80's

............. I love snow, and i'm not afraid to say it!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Drunk me gets really happy when I wake up and realize I didn't post anything stupid on Facebook