molarbear

....you don't put ice in your drinks?

Where you're taking a drink and a semi melted, sliver of an ice cube goes down your throat and you're all "this is it... this is how I die." TL:DR I gagged on a small portion of an ice cube and couldn't breathe for about 5 seconds.

I'm watching the Hot Ones episode with Key and Peele on it.

It's got Samuel L Jackson in it, he's never made a bad movie. There was that time he was filmed without consent while he was flying to make (what I assume was another blockbuster) and a bunch of snakes got unleashed on the plane.

does being asleep but having an out of body experience on my computer count?

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I saw that! There is even a theater here that's going to show it, I haven't decided if I'm going or not though.

I didn't even know those were still a thing. Take some Benadryl. You may want to stay away from your phone and any social media though, Benadryl can make you pretty loopy.

Poor old Perseus, it's so far past his bed time that it may turn into a war of attrition to see if he falls asleep first or if the other dude gets burned out first.

That's child's play dude Try having Tarantula Hawks "What are those?" You may ask, before realizing Nightmares come true. If you don't want to watch the video... they're Wasps that crawl into Tarantula holes, sting them, then proceed to drag them out and lay their eggs in them.

Did it come with a crown that gave you special ice powers but slowly drove you mad?

I really don't check it that often but I didn't get a worried text from my Parents so i'm assuming it didn't happen to me... that or I'm confirmed "least favorite" and they're all "lol rekked, who cares!"

I'd be playing Ocarina of Time and watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch... Just like all the other cool kids

Congratulations!!!!

it's more or less to test the substance on tv, or to see how good it is IRL I assume. it's not like you're walking around slobbering everywhere like you just got your wisdom teeth removed. It's like a hey there's not enough left for a rail... let's make use of it. Again, I never got into any hard stuff so I dunno. I smoked a shit ton of weed when I was in college and, I tried Shrooms 3 times... I never once tripped or enjoyed what was happening.

let's see if video links still work the same on these boards.

I see your fears. We just have to hope that checks and balances keeps us from doing anything stupid. As much as the media and most Politicians these days like to blame our President for everything... it's a Democracy, and everything has to pass through stuff before it's official. Where do I see your fears in this, you ask? I'm going to pretend like you asked that question. These are the same dudes that recently overturned a Presidential veto and then regretted it, so they proceeded to blame the President instead of manning up and going "Hey... we kinda sorta... fucked up..."

I don't know if anyone answered this yet or not.... No, if you rub it on your gums they'll tingle and go numb. When I worked at a Dealership most of the guys that sold cars did Coke, that's the answer that was given to me when I saw them do said actions. Like, no bullshit. They'd bring a car over to get the paint touched up and always ask to use the bathroom so they could snort some rails.

Meh, I mean.. I'm not happy with the results but I don't think it's going to be the end of the World like everyone is acting. I did mention to a few of my friends that my idea of buying a private island which they've mocked for the past few years didn't seem so crazy now.

I'm going to have to make a new bucket list pretty soon

They'd probably just start using old booze jugs and slamming them on the ground, next thing you know....... OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!!!

I love their burgers... the one here though tries to rival the dead sea in salt content on their fries.

Cubs may claim back to back Cy Young awards and an MVP trophy...... WTF is happening to my Cubbies? This isn't normal.