molarbear

that's when you play viduh games

Do you roll your toothpaste tube up, or do you just squeeze it until toothpaste quits coming out?

It's my favorite

I dunno anymore, you people are confusing.

oh dude, we beat Arizona and Texas for the hottest summer ever a few years back. I don't live in OKC, that's like 2 hours southeast of here, we actually have elevation and hills and stuff here. Anything west of here though, is a flat desolate land full of shattered dreams, an NBA Team, and , two college Universities that make waives in NCAA sports on the reg.

If you watch it there's no fluids leaking. That's not due to it being a Ford, I'd call it sheer luck.

Right? Honestly though, if I was a cop and I was the one pulling her over, I'd LOL for a couple seconds before stepping out of the car.

Mine is to hopefully be living somewhere else, or at least be taking the steps to get out of Oklahoma. I'm tired of 112 degree weather in the summer, springs where tornadoes are trying to kill me 2-3 days out of the week, and,.... I just don't like it here.

Someday I'll figure out how to make those

except for the tree lodged in the front of her car. :D :D

I use to work the overnight shift at a machine shop and one dude would always come in obliterated.... That dude is quite possibly the highest functioning alcoholic in the World because he worked on parts that were over 80 grand and never scrapped a single one.

That's way better than "I just wanna stab you"

great images are like horcruxes, once they're used it's game over.

Slightly disappointed tbh. Saw it on Imgur a couple months back and saved it specifically for here. Granted I used it at a bad time. Let's face it... late night boards are like 2-3 peeps these days.

I'm going to try and post this again.... let's see if it works

sacrifices must be made

Nah, we weren't each others types... for me he wasn't female for him I wasn't some term that I've long forgotten.

Do eet! Anytime you can dodge the cess pool that is the majority of Walmart shoppers... it's a win

10! Assuming 10 is the highest My best friend always comes home for Christmas

I had a gay roommate in College one day he told me to "quit gaying up our apt" All I had done was buy nice toilet paper, #8 on my top 10 most extreme laughing fits

BOOSH!

When I was in 3rd grade I had heard about "swinger's clubs" on TV and wrote a paper about wanting to join one. I thought it was a club for people that enjoyed swinging on swings..... Turns out of it wasn't and my teacher called my Parents

2016 wasn't completely terrible.

I think Area 51 is just your usual military base and the Government keeps quiet about it to troll the fuck out of the conspiracy theorist.