molarbear

Someday I'll figure out how to make those

except for the tree lodged in the front of her car. :D :D

I use to work the overnight shift at a machine shop and one dude would always come in obliterated.... That dude is quite possibly the highest functioning alcoholic in the World because he worked on parts that were over 80 grand and never scrapped a single one.

That's way better than "I just wanna stab you"

great images are like horcruxes, once they're used it's game over.

Slightly disappointed tbh. Saw it on Imgur a couple months back and saved it specifically for here. Granted I used it at a bad time. Let's face it... late night boards are like 2-3 peeps these days.

I'm going to try and post this again.... let's see if it works

sacrifices must be made

Nah, we weren't each others types... for me he wasn't female for him I wasn't some term that I've long forgotten.

Do eet! Anytime you can dodge the cess pool that is the majority of Walmart shoppers... it's a win

10! Assuming 10 is the highest My best friend always comes home for Christmas

I had a gay roommate in College one day he told me to "quit gaying up our apt" All I had done was buy nice toilet paper, #8 on my top 10 most extreme laughing fits

BOOSH!

When I was in 3rd grade I had heard about "swinger's clubs" on TV and wrote a paper about wanting to join one. I thought it was a club for people that enjoyed swinging on swings..... Turns out of it wasn't and my teacher called my Parents

2016 wasn't completely terrible.

I think Area 51 is just your usual military base and the Government keeps quiet about it to troll the fuck out of the conspiracy theorist.

Final Fantasy is a great game, I'd suggest playing the GBA version if you want to beat it during your lifetime though..... Otherwise you're in for the OG of RPG grinding.

She's going to have a really fun time learning to spell her name

I drew an arrow with chalk on the sidewalk I thought the directions were quite clear

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

I heard he was about to be a huge whistle blower on an article about the '72 Dolphins actually being Dolphins the Government experimented on with A metric ton of steroids, HGH, and gene splicing.

Is there one? I figured they just shrunk to fit.

about 5 2 were football related one I was camping and inebriated and tripped on the root of a tree and fell head first into it one happened on campus after an ice storm, I slipped on ice and the back of my head softened the landing for the rest of me. The first one I ever got was the most badass of them all though! I tried to ramp my Huffy off a crudely built ramp constructed by my brother.... the ramp broke, my front wheel got stuck and I was propelled off of the bike head first into a fire hydrant. I was 8, and I felt pretty badass getting stitches.

Don't cut yourself short dude, if I was into guys I'd save you in my phone as side hoe #2