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molarbear

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  1. I'm sorry You literally just described pretty much every town in this State when you said Casino I'm going to guess you're talking about Lawton or that meth dump known as Ada
  2. That's pretty much how it is here, power outages are pretty common especially during the spring
  3. I use the scrubby side of the shower poof thing
  4. I hate when that happens it always seems to happen at night when I use electronics the most
  5. The shopping cart has teeth and tries to always eat you I want to be able to shoot death lasers out of my hands
  6. Always open by mentioning your Dad owns a dealership that's an absolute panty dropper
  7. Sometimes you just want those chicken tendies
  8. If that's the case I need to find the millionaire me and stick with it
  9. I personally think they're a pain in the ass if you're lazy automatic is the way to go
  10. Honestly it's not worth it imo if it's just a bucket list thing though try finding someone with diesel truck that has a manual in it, those are good starters
  11. Docto Docto always went out with a bang His Magnum Opus though was him using an alt and posting porn on every single folder on the old ASMB at once
  12. I got 40 results The most successful me placed 3rd in something called "scriptapalooza" back in 2012
  13. Honestly the ones I want to talk to I have other ways of contacting them The majority of them were casual friends from College back when FB was mainly just a way to find out where parties were at
  14. Now I'm afraid my reflection in the mirror is going to flying dragon punch me into the Sun
  15. It's pretty routine here You'd think being in tornado alley they'd bury our power lines but nope
  16. Assuming you've never met your real parents it's possible every girl you hook up with could in fact be a family hook up
  17. Sounds like a good way for someone to get hepatitis A, B, or C I'll stick to what little conventional sex I get
  18. Hell no, that dude is stranger we do kind of look alike though
  19. Hypothetically speaking, if you were a hotdog.... would you eat yourself?
  20. The best I could hope to do in that situation is fail so terribly at a swan kick that I break a bone and get a medical discharge from said fight
  21. I'm willing to share immortality I'm not a greedy Highlander
  22. One day he's going to call you and be super glad he did when someone pulls a gun on him during a the quiz round
  23. Jokes on you, I don't have a sister
  24. I honestly thought this was going to be one those "dude is the worst supervisor ever" stories glad to see a supervisor that actually works their ass off get recognition for once
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