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molarbear

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  1. why has no one produced photos of the edge of the earth yet? I feel like if it does happen it'll be a super blurry picture much those of Bigfoot
  2. ........... so is this the thread to get Case Closed back on Toonami?
  3. My dog use to scare herself awake by farting
  4. So what you're saying is your basement is the masturbatorium where only the finest works are completed?
  5. Am I allowed to partake in the cracking of a cold one but skip the blowjob party afterwards? No offense it's just I find dudes repulsive
  6. There are some dry counties on both sides near the border of the State Also one of the things we voted for on the Presidential ballot was real beer, it's suppose to be sold everywhere in less than 2 years
  7. Nothing, I've never been there. I'm in the Northeastern part of the State where there's actually some population
  8. I'm sorry You literally just described pretty much every town in this State when you said Casino I'm going to guess you're talking about Lawton or that meth dump known as Ada
  9. That's pretty much how it is here, power outages are pretty common especially during the spring
  10. I use the scrubby side of the shower poof thing
  11. I hate when that happens it always seems to happen at night when I use electronics the most
  12. The shopping cart has teeth and tries to always eat you I want to be able to shoot death lasers out of my hands
  13. Always open by mentioning your Dad owns a dealership that's an absolute panty dropper
  14. Sometimes you just want those chicken tendies
  15. If that's the case I need to find the millionaire me and stick with it
  16. I personally think they're a pain in the ass if you're lazy automatic is the way to go
  17. Honestly it's not worth it imo if it's just a bucket list thing though try finding someone with diesel truck that has a manual in it, those are good starters
  18. Docto Docto always went out with a bang His Magnum Opus though was him using an alt and posting porn on every single folder on the old ASMB at once
  19. I got 40 results The most successful me placed 3rd in something called "scriptapalooza" back in 2012
  20. Honestly the ones I want to talk to I have other ways of contacting them The majority of them were casual friends from College back when FB was mainly just a way to find out where parties were at
  21. Now I'm afraid my reflection in the mirror is going to flying dragon punch me into the Sun
  22. It's pretty routine here You'd think being in tornado alley they'd bury our power lines but nope
  23. Assuming you've never met your real parents it's possible every girl you hook up with could in fact be a family hook up
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