molarbear

I use the scrubby side of the shower poof thing

I hate when that happens it always seems to happen at night when I use electronics the most

maybe he's just a grower and not a shower

The shopping cart has teeth and tries to always eat you I want to be able to shoot death lasers out of my hands

Always open by mentioning your Dad owns a dealership that's an absolute panty dropper

Sometimes you just want those chicken tendies

If that's the case I need to find the millionaire me and stick with it

I personally think they're a pain in the ass if you're lazy automatic is the way to go

Honestly it's not worth it imo if it's just a bucket list thing though try finding someone with diesel truck that has a manual in it, those are good starters

Docto Docto always went out with a bang His Magnum Opus though was him using an alt and posting porn on every single folder on the old ASMB at once

I got 40 results The most successful me placed 3rd in something called "scriptapalooza" back in 2012

Honestly the ones I want to talk to I have other ways of contacting them The majority of them were casual friends from College back when FB was mainly just a way to find out where parties were at

Now I'm afraid my reflection in the mirror is going to flying dragon punch me into the Sun

It's pretty routine here You'd think being in tornado alley they'd bury our power lines but nope

Assuming you've never met your real parents it's possible every girl you hook up with could in fact be a family hook up

Sounds like a good way for someone to get hepatitis A, B, or C I'll stick to what little conventional sex I get

Hell no, that dude is stranger we do kind of look alike though

Hypothetically speaking, if you were a hotdog.... would you eat yourself?

The best I could hope to do in that situation is fail so terribly at a swan kick that I break a bone and get a medical discharge from said fight

I'm willing to share immortality I'm not a greedy Highlander

One day he's going to call you and be super glad he did when someone pulls a gun on him during a the quiz round

Jokes on you, I don't have a sister

I honestly thought this was going to be one those "dude is the worst supervisor ever" stories glad to see a supervisor that actually works their ass off get recognition for once

That makes sense, we had dudes on 3rd shift that had been with the company for 30 years that refused to work 1st shift because they didn't want to deal with all the office people being there Plus most the first shift people were old and cranky assholes that were stuck in their ways and refused to use newer technology

That has the same name as me My last name isn't very common, so when I saw someone had the same name as me I had to add them long story short... over the years I've randomly liked some of his posts just so people would think he was liking his own posts 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)