molarbear

they hold hands....sexily

In everyone's defense, you're the one that chose to read through this thread.

Chase the Rainbow

That's surprising, I expected Goats to show up here..

you've reached the dark side of drinking, drink moar to exceed that plateau and become happy again

annnnnnddddd now I want a cheeseburger

I dunno man, they say God watches over Drunks and Babies, maybe having a baby face gives me double immunity?

I karma'd this post so hard it couldn't walk

It's been their secret evil plan all along, give us a like button and then remove it while leaving the evil karma button... #chemtrailscausesmalldicks

Went camping in the winter time when it was around 30 degrees at night, I stumbled out of the tent to pee and passed outside in a pile of leafs and slept there all night I'm convinced the woodland creatures all gathered and slept on me to keep me from freezing to death

we'll never know

FOR SCIENCE!!!!

I hadn't read that I never really leave the first page anyway that sucks, sorry man I hear she was super crazy though

did the pet store girl add you on FB?

Isn't that what Viper's forum is for?

If she adds you, you should man up your Facebook Take some pictures of you dressed as a lumberjack chopping wood or have a friend video you wrestling a bear

That's weird, I use to tell people when they asked how I look so young that I bathed in Virgin blood

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I imagine Actors share the same limelight as most Rappers but fine..... I'll go commit seppuku

Tom Hanks has been married to his wife since 1988 #GoodGuyTomHanks

seriously, this song has been stuck in my head since 7th grade

It rained about 3-4 inches in a hour here today

When I got my last phone the Lady at the store showed me the Sprint help number then wrote her personal number on the card and told me "Call or text me if you have any questions or, if you know, you just want to bug me." I have this special ability at being oblivious to females sending hints

are you talking about laser hair removal? I only have to shave once or twice a week my facial hair takes forever to grow and when it does it's like this

I prefer that honestly, I hate going to the gym when it's packed I sweat a shit ton, even when I was in super good shape, running a mile I'd look like one of those beached whales people keep throwing water on plus I hate when I'm trying to hit a certain machine and a person just paces around it waiting for me to finish..... I've been here 20 seconds dude, take your pre workout drink energy somewhere else