molarbear

you're not trying to use your keyboard as a condom again, are you?

from what I've seen Del Taco is a taco place that serves fries confirm?

just remember to sleep on your side, wherever you decide to sleep

I'm not a big gambler but I put $100 into a slot machine once and went up to $940, I pulled out and quit for the night

That's how black holes are created

they hold hands....sexily

In everyone's defense, you're the one that chose to read through this thread.

Chase the Rainbow

That's surprising, I expected Goats to show up here..

you've reached the dark side of drinking, drink moar to exceed that plateau and become happy again

annnnnnddddd now I want a cheeseburger

I dunno man, they say God watches over Drunks and Babies, maybe having a baby face gives me double immunity?

I karma'd this post so hard it couldn't walk

It's been their secret evil plan all along, give us a like button and then remove it while leaving the evil karma button... #chemtrailscausesmalldicks

Went camping in the winter time when it was around 30 degrees at night, I stumbled out of the tent to pee and passed outside in a pile of leafs and slept there all night I'm convinced the woodland creatures all gathered and slept on me to keep me from freezing to death

we'll never know

FOR SCIENCE!!!!

I hadn't read that I never really leave the first page anyway that sucks, sorry man I hear she was super crazy though

did the pet store girl add you on FB?

Isn't that what Viper's forum is for?

If she adds you, you should man up your Facebook Take some pictures of you dressed as a lumberjack chopping wood or have a friend video you wrestling a bear

That's weird, I use to tell people when they asked how I look so young that I bathed in Virgin blood

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