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molarbear

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  1. You could just move to a town where everything is built on one stretch of really straight road while switching to insurance that offers free towing for when you want to go home
  2. I'm sure I will again in 2020 when the next half of this season of Venture Bros comes out
  3. molarbear

    Ataribox

    Honestly? I'll have to see what's on it first. I mean they make those joysticks you can buy that hook up to your tv and have like 40 classic atari games on them so a console seems kind of pointless.
  4. Honestly I've never seen a reason for anymore than 2. I mean to each their own, I've seen a 4 monitor desk before that I thought was just overkill.
  5. Holy Shit! Limewire is still around? I have to use the deep web to find my arivadiudu porn It's Elephants dressed as 16th century middle class british men banging Giraffes in Cheerleader outfits
  6. ^ I agree with this but cannot 100% confirm it anytime I've been drunk enough to order food at a bar I think any food would taste amazing at that point
  7. When I use to get blazed out of my mind Taco Bell's Baja Blast or an Ocean Water from Sonic were the greatest beverages on Earth
  8. molarbear

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    Good to hear, I wouldn't know how to live life any other way. I blame that one chainmail email I didn't forward when I was little
  9. molarbear

    Hey

  10. ^valid question
  11. There was the Matt Damon one a while back nevermind apparently it was Mark Wahlberg
  12. Honestly I'm so lost on the Planet of the Apes movies at this point, they've made like 150 in the past 15 years I went and watched the new Spiderman movie today, it was pretty good
  13. License to Ill came out the year I was born I'm not big on rap but I played the CD so much that eventually it started skipping on every song
  14. Personally I'd save those hollow points and just use birdshot on his groin area That being said I don't have a kids but; with Zeni, I wouldn't be worried unless I owned small farm animals
  15. Mine *just pop anytime I stand up, Football and genetics have done some damage on them
  16. pssh, that's just a picture. They've been around since the 1800's
  17. I joined the boards to save hockey chicken!
  18. Philosipher_Stoned[/member] Really? I've had the complete opposite experience In fact, one time I'm fairly positive a girl just put her mouth on it and did nothing else which lead to me thinking "I got a boner just thinking about you naked and now your mouth is on my junk and I'm somehow losing my erection" which then lead to me laughing uncontrollably I had to lie my ass about the reason I was laughing to get her to stay
  19. Me too, I can't stand Purple People Eaters
  20. does it have holes on top? Looks like it
  21. no I was thinking of the original but I was a wee pup when I last saw it World War Z was a zombie movie that stole the name of a really good book imo
  22. well it appears I was completely wrong that's my bad
  23. "THIS IS TOO STRESSFUL! I'M GOING TO GO PLAY VIVA PINATA!"
  24. No you're thinking of Signs War of the Worlds Oxygen ended up being poisonous to them
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