molarbear

My Momma says I'm handsome Unfortunately most ladies don't agree with her

I'd accept this but I only go to /aww and /dogs and such folders where I can see animals just being animals

favorite asmber Mix[/member] I got you bu

#traitortohumanity

one of the strip clubs in town has a breakfast buffet

RIP

The Tower knows.........

Shining Force 2 Suikoden 2 Luigi's Mansion (I'll never forget playing the demo in the Walmart Store before Christmas, spent all my B-day/Xmas money on buying a Gamecube) Super Mario Bros 3 Mario Party is always fun no matter what number it is

I don't really mess with beer since it's watered down here but Bud light has a special place in my heart I fucking love whiskey but I'm fairly positive it's super unhealthy, not saying vodka is much better but since I switched I've dropped 28 lbs without working out a whole lot

I drink vodka and powerade zero now because I like to pretend I'm an adult and attempt to be semi healthy

I had a buddy that use to order redbull and crown mixed drinks, I always thought he was crazy until I tried it one night... it was actually pretty good

I thought they were illegal now?

you really need to rewatch the old version.... it's pretty damn terrible these days

I've heard good things about it the biggest complaint I've read so far is people think the story was kind all over the place but if you ever read the novel that's kind of how it is at first

my phone does that frequently and sometimes it doesn't even like to use actual words I'm starting to think it may have had a stroke or something

empty[/member] I was fairly intoxicated last night and didn't catch this I fucking loved every second of it especially the attempted flag plant

Tomatoes, much like mushrooms are evil!

Mustard only, no catsup!

seppuku time

The one that has a Disney World!

Honestly? I love the new Star Trek movies I figured a reboot would be terrible and everyone complained about them but I fucking love them I think Chris Pine does an excellent job as the new Kirk

this brings a whole new meaning to crab fishing

David The Gnome

will they have vaginas? asking for a friend