molarbear

Brilliant

they're currently learning how to balance like a functioning 4 year old. Is it scary, only about 11% currently. When they become Sentient, we're all gonna go down in a blaze of glory

sinus infections legit suck I get them all the time

Living in a World without decent Archer clips on youtube, mayhaps we deserve a robot death fate

Just knock a girl up and hope it's a boy so you can name him John Conner That's my best response, I was trying to find a youtube clip from the episode of Archer where Archer freaks out about Ray's bionic leg surgery but I couldn't find one

Microsoft is already allowing cross platforming with PC. It's a well known fact that Sony is the only ones holding PS4 users back from playing with Xbox/PC users

I choose the varmit that's most hated for a reason. They actually eat ticks and once they hiss at you they play dead. Opossums aren't as evil as people claim them to be. I learned all of this after an internet search due to my old pupper trying to engage in a fight with one

Order under easy eggs and scramble the yolk into your hash browns like a pro

I'm team Opossums

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Wait when did breakfast die? I will go full Liam Neeson Taken to find its killer

No shit I gotta be honest though, props to Baylor. They started slow but once OU's secondary decided to take a nap and give up 3 huge passing touchdowns they took the momentum and ran with it I honestly can't tell if OU shit the bed on that one or if Baylor is way better than their record indicates

Happy Birthday Were

maybe this was a strange sex act in the 1950's or something

I mean I could but I still have 15k in my bank account from saving up to buy a house so...... why randomly apply to a job instead of continuing to go on fun ventures?

I dunno, mikey down the street got a new 10 speed for his birthday you just got me clothes

I am sad that I have but one like to give for this post

Sorry about your cat, it's never easy losing an animal.

I just watched Phillip DeFranco's new episode

I believe last time your SO you referred to him as your BF, I could be completely wrong. If I'm not congrats on getting hitched! As far as wishing good things... here's to hoping he has a good birthday

He probably tried that wacky tobaccy finally and is currently a couch puddle

If I get attacked by a Chupacabra in my sleep tonight Imma be pissed......

Does this mean youre cooking chicken or that you somehow created an egg and are now sitting on it hoping it's a chicken and not a chupacabra?

nb4 we find out you've secretly been Justin Verlander all these years

During the outbreak of World War II, the London Zoo killed all their venomous animals in case the zoo was bombed and the animals escaped