molarbear

I use to go there a lot in when I was in College because they had decent burgers and they were only about 6 bucks at the time That and there were only 4-5 other restaurants in town

I feel like Chili's ( at least the ones here) have attempted to become more fancy in recent years and the end results were they now serve your food on square plates and jacked most the prices on the menu up by 4-5 bucks Last time they brought my fries out in a little cylinder shaped holder and when I made a joke about only getting 5 fries the waittress said it was "portion control" I know it's not her fault, she just works there, but I want to tell whomever came up with this stupid idea that I when order a bacon cheeseburger and 2 beers I'm clearly not worried about portion control at that moment

Happy late birthday! I don't know you that well but you're always super generous with the like button on my comments like when I say something I think is hilarious and everyone ignores it, I can always count on you to give me the pity like and not leave me hanging churs :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle:

when I'm waiting in line somewhere like the store or something and the person behind me stands so close I can feel them breathing on my neck

my limbs hanging off the bed when I'm asleep (that monster under the bed will eat anything not protected by the mattress kingdom)

I hear ya

I feel like this is somewhat racist, also he's notorious for kicking dudes in the dick low key, I didn't know about the Bulimia part. He still low key kicks dudes in the dick in the reg.

There could be 4 people left and if one of them is a terrible driver traffic would still suck

No love for Salem's Lot?

That sounds majestic as fuck

welcome to the club! We've been plotting World destruction for years but we procrastinate way too much to actually do anything

^valid argument I mean do you think they want to eat grass all day instead of real food?

Scary ass moon and time limit vs the best Zelda game ever? Nope, I certainly am not.

Ocarina of Time was the best hands down

it's adapting............. pretty soon it'll gain cloaking capabilities and start hunting you

what kind of crime?

yeah well I opened up a pickle jar earlier with no assistance

I fucking hate those things, no spider should be allow to grow to their size

true in that case I'd just light your bed on fire when your apt manager asks why you burned down half your building tell him you saw a spider

That's a fire hazard, you're better off putting one of those backyard fire pits in your room

I've told you for months to get a mini fridge in your room

Ghosts can't see they use echolocation everyone knows that

They require you to invite them into your house though. That's your own fault.