molarbear

I think the general population of the boards turned to rust rather than you doing so. Like it was an amazing folder but we threw out best at you and you answered repeatedly with beautiful images. it's almost like you made the perfect thread and we all realized we weren't worthy of such a thread.

You're not alone. I sleep with a fan on, anytime I lose power and the fan turns off I immediately wake up

One can never top their magnum opus you're notch and the ms paint thread was your minecraft

This thread is solid gold! Just remember you came up with the idea whilst living in my incubator and therefore I own 10% of the shares

Blasphemy!

THAT'S WHAT THE MILK IS FOR

Consider it payback for drinking all my Sunny D

I envy you and your self control. If I buy a box of that stuff it's gone in a day, it's like crack to me

You may be hearing something similar from Mom soon I told you were the one that put the orange juice container back in the fridge even though it was empty.

I like it!

This must be offset with happiness

There are certain 90's memory lanes I like to go down, this is not one of them

I'm a huge fan of cold weather and blankets as a rebuttal to said weather but, I'm more about the pillow taco. The pillow taco is where you have more than one pillow and must fold and construct them into a form that is acceptable to sleep on. I developed this idea from hotel beds where there are like 5,000 pillows and I didn't know what to do, so I ball them all up and kinda build a little nest for my head that doesn't cause neck strain but yields ultimate sleep comfort. It's very fine art that is only appreciated by people that buy fancy cheeses and pay more than $10 for wine.....two things I'll probably never do so I'm a little lost in this market.

Demons and Wizards- Crimson King

I didn't know who she was so I looked her up and her most recent pictures look like a vampire started draining her blood and quit 4/5 the way through

last dude that said that got his ass kicked on a golf course

the first Christmas I had my old dog I got a brand new wallet as one of my gifts. I thought she was just laying on my bed and behaving for once but then I realized she was too quiet.... I looked back from my video game and she had destroyed my wallet

You could push a cow off a mountain using only your voice

I've never reached 10,000 post on any of my accounts I think the closest I came was on an account with this name on the ASMB, I had like 9,000 something

I went to a dive bar once where the dude in sitting in the corner was yelling "when do I get to power up" while sitting in a puddle of what I believe was his own piss

give all my shit to my little brother Cau

.....seppuku time

I'm getting this vibe

I don't know what ultra porn is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask