molarbear

< was going to say "here" but then got attacked by Bear

he's not going bald anytime soon

I've never seen the point in post game stuff. More than likely I just watched the game so why do I need 4 old dudes talking about it for 30 mins afterward?

He's got pretty doggos

I have the problem where I'll be tired but as soon as I get in bed I remember something from like 4th grade and wonder why I didn't handle it differently for hours.

I've told him for years he got all the looks in the Family

Did you make it home?

not only do they eat faster they generally try to run away too

I know they plow the hwys here first over city roads. If you're just talking a couple inches of snow you should be fine on either or, just drive a little slower than usual and hit your brakes earlier than you normally would. If you're really worried you can do a couple laps around your work parking lot to gauge how slippery it is.

also Cinnamon Toast Cruch brings upon the same problem for me

I do that with cookies. If I'm near Chocolate Chip Cookies it's game over for me.

Cultural difference. Beef Stroganoff here is butterfly noodles with a sauce and some ground beef mixed in. Dunno if you were doing word play on it whilst posting what appears to be a Steak or if it's just something completely different. I know there are people on these boards who've openly admitted to never having biscuits and gravy for breakfast and that blows my mind.

I only bust my out for Harambe

IN DMA's defense, if someone doesn't know you have a pool table/etc It does kind of look like one of those weird porns Google likes to throw in your searches. You type in Jenaveve Jolie and get like 10 normal results and then that weird one where it's like "did you ask for German Dungeon porn with a cardboard cut out?" and you're like "DAFUQ?"

Meh, you're almost done. You got this shit.

I think back then they just had some constant flow system above their bed that slowly dripped the blood of their freshly slain enemies onto them throughout the night

fraid so I only have two blankets on my bed

I like to try and make omelets and then realize I created some mutilated abomination

I don't like being hot when I sleep

50

NOOO! You have a great power in your hands, you could make the World's largest fried Mozzarella stick.

Stalin's mustache

I can smell the squirrel quiche through the internet

RESPECT!!!! I love the fucking cold! I gotta jacket from my Dad that feels like one of those lead vest you wear when getting X-rays at the Dentist and I literally cannot feel the Cold through it. It's a Carhartt and it's legit.