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Completely off subject but I couldn't find your old thread about it (tbh I didn't feel like digging for it) but some dude already kind of found a way to steal from the Amazon stores

4 I usually fold three of them up into a pillow taco and rest my head on those

I don't deserve this thread but I like all the dogs in it

The Big 20 game list was just revealed for this year. For those of you that don't know the Big 20 is a race of 20 NES games and a bunch of people race to speed run them and see who get's first. This is all in one day, start to go you time it. To my knowledge it's an open tournament, you can also catch said tournament on the retro page on twitch.

Weekend Update has always been good but it has been on fire since Trump got elected

People in their 30's prefer the term "seasoned" instead of old these days. I don't really keep up with PubG's competitive stuff but I'm sure your bartender could tell you. Another thing you may want to try is broadcasting overwatch league matches that's a pretty popular game these days too.

have some kind of drink special whenever there's a PubG event going on

did he mention the name of the bar at any point? That could have been some free publicity

Which Matthew McConaughey are we talking about? What if we get the Lincoln one and they end up stuck driving forever while talking to themselves?

I'm a Dog fan but I don't absolutely hate Cats. That being said I imagine John Lackey throws a pitch before any kittens score a goal. (Baseball joke. Dude took more than 5 minutes to throw a pitch in last year's playoffs)

I agree! I had Shutter Island ruined for me by a good friend because he thought it was a terrible movie and then I watched it and wanted to kick his ass.

4 am here

Buckle in people, I'm about to nerd out on some History Channel back logs

Unless multivitamins count I'm clean as a whistle

Best example of me painting. Minus the Painting just the commentary part.

Silicon Valley and I gotta say this show is fucking hilarious

Meh. I still play the screen shot version over VI. I don't know why but I simply cannot get into VI.

Ya know in social situations when people are making their claims to fame to bolster their social rankings among strangers I'm probably going to tell the story of how my friend was on wheel of fortune over this one 100% of the time

Flying Amphibious Sharks

@Doom Metal Alchemist I tried to quote you but it kept saying I quoted numerous people and that's just not the case. Was never offended, never thought you were being sarcastic. It's all good!

I chose the latter but still, good luck on your test!

FTFY

you're forgetting about first base which is almost exclusively left handed people

I wanted to play 2nd base for the Cubs. It's a dream that would never happen, I mean I was pretty above average at baseball but I don't know any team in their right mind that would start a left handed person at 2nd base.

biscuits covered in about a pound of sausage gravy