molarbear

I personally found Michigan's stuff to be the bee's knees

I think there was mention of a roasted pork butt Probably going to see what that is about

your first mistake was actually socializing with your neighbor

I think that ass is sagging because all that fiber is catching up to it

...We may have been in the cheese state at the same time You should have taken the vehicle ferry from Michigan to Wisconsin or vice versa *I had to google where La Crosse was because I had never heard of it....I've only ever been to the eastern side of the state Also the screen cap was taken earlier because I was going to respond, but then I got side tracked and forgot

Which leads me to believe one of you is still picking on her wherever she ended up... And you gave her my address or something Not cool peeps She followed in Pat's steps and sent an assassin This one was not adorable and cuddly.. it destroyed things I noticed the plants out front were just... to put it kindly "Fucking devoured" like a family of really short giraffes came through and decided the flowerbed was a golden corral Turns out, yesterday a Tortoise was here

I just start peeling the banana until there is no longer a peel on there Then I peel off the weird, hanging excess banana strings and for some reason I always rip off the very bottom of the banana then I stuff the rest of the banana in my belly button like every human

It was definitely the power going out

May want to get that prescription on those glasses checked XD

Happy Birthmas, Person that probably would have been super helpful to have around a year ago when I was in Biology Lab!

Just asleep, minding my damn business when out of nowhere I'm awakened by what sounds like the biggest piece of bacon frying, or the largest welder going, or Frankenstein resurrecting his monster in the backyard Then the power went off and I fell back asleep.. for a couple mins until I heard a huge crack of thunder, then I kept thinking of that photo of a toilet that got hit by lightning, then I finally got back to sleep,and then it happened again... and again, and again Apparently there was a "limb" on the lines behind the house from a random small hurricane that popped up this morning anywhoo, everytime the power company thought they had the problem fixed and turned the power back on, the branch would arc the lines out

Hollow Knight...again Someday I'm going to 100% this game

No one judge, this tiny corner hasn't been vacuumed since the spider took up residence (I didn't want to accidentally murder it.... but now I think it may be the best way to remove it.)

>.>

Does it ever leave little one word messages in its for you?

I'm going to continue to pretend it's useful for everything at this point because it's gotten too big to kill by normal means

a couple months ago I noticed a tiny spider in the bathroom by the water shutoff (little area between the toilet/shower) at the time, I was like "man....there's been a lot of little flying things in the house, maybe it wouldn't hurt to keep it around." So, like any other completely sane and normal person, I said out loud "Alright spider, as long as you stay over in that corner I will leave you alone." FF to today, there is now a small pile of 7 dead roly polys underneath its' web, and zero flying things have been seen in the area.

..... rebuttal

Nice man! How has it been? Any annoying ass neighbors yet? Got any roommates that do bizarre shit? If you do have roommates, you may get to experience one of them breaking up with a crazy person! You'll wake up one morning still tired and cranky, having to go to work, only to find a weird folder on your porch with drawings and magazine head cutouts in it and serial killer like writings. You'll toss it inside Dave's room, he'll wake up mad and go "wtf?" and you'll say "I dunno man, but if I get murdered by your ex.... I will haunt you."

I always thought myself more a connoisseur of cheese

She's a heckin cutie

I don't live there

The lack of a comma is intentional I was trying to get a fart out while saying that in my head It was actually more like "I too am in this possst ...st"