molarbear

Oddly not denying ever storming out of the litter box, leaving a trail of litter behind you.....

Happy Birthmas!

He can't hear you over his explosions People think he just likes them for cinematics, no. It's a curse he picked up from Alcatraz from filming the Rock most likely. Everywhere he goes, violent explosions follow

Happy Birthmas! Got the pup for Renjifan and I...think ghost liked cats?

I respect Dave's fucking hustle Those things are amazing

Happy Birthmas person! Wait... Was this the person that posted a photo of a big doggo during covid?

The craters on the moon are full of moon meerkats, who dive into them every time we look at it We must develop mirrors that allow us to see the moon by looking at the ground..... For reasons I cannot explain, normal mirrors will not work

...did he sign yet?

....... Someone must really want the Bears to win the Superbowl for them to be conjuring up this storm

He is Maxwell, Ruler of the cat tribes of the East and eater of human flesh (allegedly)

Happy Birthmas person who chased a troll across the internet, and other person!

Me, still waiting on fiber internet while living less than a block from the Internet company's little HQ building 3 years after they announced their big "fiber rollout"

Happy Birthmas! I hope you're still alive

I hear the next one is gonna be the best >.>

XD

There's always that person before and after the 4th... I don't know who it is, but they insist on shooting off a single black cat every few mins... all day

Fuckin A, right? My city used to make people buy permits to shoot them off, they never enforced it. This year they didn't even pretend, they dropped the permits and just said "whatever" 3... That is how many of those paper lanterns landed in my yard from wherever they drifted from. All were on fire Don't even get me started on the jack offs that shot off more rounds than Ukraine and Russia managed in the last two years combined, and then left all their trash in the fucking street right in front of their houses The older I get, the more kickin wing's snakes and sparklers stand sounds appealing

*pupdate https://imgur.com/a/x1IqTsJ

Steele threw a complete game Maddux style (under 100 pitches) Giving the bullpen zero chances to blow the lead, and thus, the Cubs have now won 2 in a row for the first time in......... a long time

Happy late birthmas, sieg! I dunno how I missed this thread

Bounce a coin off your bed sheets after you make it

I always thought it was sheets?

We have an official ruling people!!!!!!!!! Baskets and smaller baskets, Buggies.... you all need the spaghertz monster