molarbear

Nice man! How has it been? Any annoying ass neighbors yet? Got any roommates that do bizarre shit? If you do have roommates, you may get to experience one of them breaking up with a crazy person! You'll wake up one morning still tired and cranky, having to go to work, only to find a weird folder on your porch with drawings and magazine head cutouts in it and serial killer like writings. You'll toss it inside Dave's room, he'll wake up mad and go "wtf?" and you'll say "I dunno man, but if I get murdered by your ex.... I will haunt you."

I always thought myself more a connoisseur of cheese

She's a heckin cutie

I don't live there

The lack of a comma is intentional I was trying to get a fart out while saying that in my head It was actually more like "I too am in this possst ...st"

I too am in this post....

Murder rates increase with ice cream sales is the way it was explained to us in Stats last semester Heat tends to make people cranky Also, it's hot so people buy ice cream There's no direct link like to ice cream making people want to gat someone suddenly though.... at least to my knowledge

My cousin adopted a thing

Has that ever worked with the old ladies that block the entire aisle with their cart while acting incredibly interested in the ingredients of a ear of corn? I swear they're a special breed of old cranky ladies who go to the store just looking for a fight Probably some secret fucking Cranky Grandma Cabal (CGC) that wait until exactly 22 mins after posted closing time to decide they don't want that fucking corn, then they all leave their carts exactly where they are, and emerge from the store brandishing the heads of poor souls who bumped their cart or looked at them, much like the band of the hawk carries their war trophies You should just do pick up, it's a game changer...and potential life saver

directly west of cat You've probably remember it somewhat now

Ah shit.... That is a tough one, I'm sorry.

Nothing I have planted this year has bloomed Today I'm outside and happen to look up and see this, and then I proceeded to flop on the ground laughing uncontrollably I'm guessing a squirrel or a bird got the seed there? Either way, that's a sunflower growing out the side of the chimney. I'm 1000000% sure this is Nature mocking me

They could have taken the Baby Metal route, and they chose this I hope the Athletics become the California team to beat, while claiming to be in vegas for tax reasons >.>

They use to give us the option to go to an off channel like say channel 2, instead of 2 you'd go to 2.6 or 2.8 to see the normal scheduled stuff now it's just all weather... I literally did not catch a single episode of the Late Show last week

I'm starting to lose my patience with a couple of the weather peeps here I get that they cover a large portion of the state, but when the storm chasers are reporting that it's "just a rainstorm" there is absolutely no need to keep interrupting shows to talk about how the rain "is just rain"

It would have been way more funny if it stopped there due to some comms/logistical goof

you want the clay pot of mordor swirl?

Shortly after this it started raining She then opened one eye, meowed at nature, and went back to snoozing

Take joy in knowing he got choked out by a dude named Gene Lebell, and then proceeded to shit his pants while unconscious This was apparently after bragging to a bunch of martial artists that no one could choke him out, and his big move to attempt to bust out of said choke hold was a karate chop to the other dude's nuts

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! Seriously tho.... Does it get any better than sitting on the porch on a summer night, getting blazed, and listening to whatever creature is foraging around in your neighbors yard?

This is a tarp... there is absolutely no right answ..... Andre between the word count of you and scoob's post, I feel like I quantum leaped or something The devil's lettuce may have something to do with that >.>

You have a harry potter room and you haven't been airbnb'ing that shit?