molarbear

and here I was... Thinking all this working out had finally paid off Turns out it's just all my lost sets of keys that are creating the extra weight down there

^ I'm out of places to ask for homework help

Well.... If anyone had said we'd be seeing a Rangers/Diamondbacks World Series at any point this year.. I would have called them crazy But here we are

HAPPY BIRTHMAS POOF!

member when some of the Big XII was thinking of joining the Pac-12? Anyway, it's 12:54 and there's still 4 mins left in the Washington/Arizona St game

well.. they're trying to make this play seem like it was one of the greatest special team events ever I turned it off shortly after this

*open folder looking for @Seight usual meme about the snooze fest of thursday football le sad

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YO my kicker went ham and got me 17 points

I realized recently I have lived an entire life since becoming an adult as in I turned 18 and another 18 have passed... and it's mainly just kind of "HOW IN THE SHITFUCK DID ANYONE EVER THINK I WAS AN ADULT THEN?!?!?!?!?"

YOOO! I saw you on that show on HBOMAX!!!! DUUUDE! Good news and bad news... your car gets totaled you get a new car, but then you get a jet ski too. I shit you not, you find out one day while riding your jet ski in front of your car that your jet ski is jealous of it, and attempts to make you crash it into the car... so then you dry dock it and just go admire it Why do I remember shit I watched at 5 am when I couldn't sleep, and not the important school stuff?

^^^^^^

weird, your college path was ending right around when mine was starting Why does my brain keep thinking you're in your 60's? I literally see your age when your birthday pops up......

Reggie Bush?

Is Scoob alive, or did he commit seppuku after losing to the holy ghosts of eerie indiana?

Dude probably has a clause in his contract that forbids them from removing what's left of him from where it landed. Probably set to be some kind of Scientology holy site

do..... do the others have teeth, or is it just you?

Did they give you a key to the city, or are you still fighting off THE. ABSOLUTE. HORDE. OF. ASS?

This was my favorite

respect

watching OU beat Texas https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

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Happy Birthday!!! Hopefully the cats knead you a cool hat or something