molarbear

Just asleep, minding my damn business when out of nowhere I'm awakened by what sounds like the biggest piece of bacon frying, or the largest welder going, or Frankenstein resurrecting his monster in the backyard Then the power went off and I fell back asleep.. for a couple mins until I heard a huge crack of thunder, then I kept thinking of that photo of a toilet that got hit by lightning, then I finally got back to sleep,and then it happened again... and again, and again Apparently there was a "limb" on the lines behind the house from a random small hurricane that popped up this morning anywhoo, everytime the power company thought they had the problem fixed and turned the power back on, the branch would arc the lines out

Hollow Knight...again Someday I'm going to 100% this game

No one judge, this tiny corner hasn't been vacuumed since the spider took up residence (I didn't want to accidentally murder it.... but now I think it may be the best way to remove it.)

>.>

Does it ever leave little one word messages in its for you?

I'm going to continue to pretend it's useful for everything at this point because it's gotten too big to kill by normal means

a couple months ago I noticed a tiny spider in the bathroom by the water shutoff (little area between the toilet/shower) at the time, I was like "man....there's been a lot of little flying things in the house, maybe it wouldn't hurt to keep it around." So, like any other completely sane and normal person, I said out loud "Alright spider, as long as you stay over in that corner I will leave you alone." FF to today, there is now a small pile of 7 dead roly polys underneath its' web, and zero flying things have been seen in the area.

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Nice man! How has it been? Any annoying ass neighbors yet? Got any roommates that do bizarre shit? If you do have roommates, you may get to experience one of them breaking up with a crazy person! You'll wake up one morning still tired and cranky, having to go to work, only to find a weird folder on your porch with drawings and magazine head cutouts in it and serial killer like writings. You'll toss it inside Dave's room, he'll wake up mad and go "wtf?" and you'll say "I dunno man, but if I get murdered by your ex.... I will haunt you."

I always thought myself more a connoisseur of cheese

She's a heckin cutie

I don't live there

The lack of a comma is intentional I was trying to get a fart out while saying that in my head It was actually more like "I too am in this possst ...st"

I too am in this post....

Murder rates increase with ice cream sales is the way it was explained to us in Stats last semester Heat tends to make people cranky Also, it's hot so people buy ice cream There's no direct link like to ice cream making people want to gat someone suddenly though.... at least to my knowledge

My cousin adopted a thing

Has that ever worked with the old ladies that block the entire aisle with their cart while acting incredibly interested in the ingredients of a ear of corn? I swear they're a special breed of old cranky ladies who go to the store just looking for a fight Probably some secret fucking Cranky Grandma Cabal (CGC) that wait until exactly 22 mins after posted closing time to decide they don't want that fucking corn, then they all leave their carts exactly where they are, and emerge from the store brandishing the heads of poor souls who bumped their cart or looked at them, much like the band of the hawk carries their war trophies You should just do pick up, it's a game changer...and potential life saver

directly west of cat You've probably remember it somewhat now

Ah shit.... That is a tough one, I'm sorry.

Nothing I have planted this year has bloomed Today I'm outside and happen to look up and see this, and then I proceeded to flop on the ground laughing uncontrollably I'm guessing a squirrel or a bird got the seed there? Either way, that's a sunflower growing out the side of the chimney. I'm 1000000% sure this is Nature mocking me

They could have taken the Baby Metal route, and they chose this I hope the Athletics become the California team to beat, while claiming to be in vegas for tax reasons >.>

They use to give us the option to go to an off channel like say channel 2, instead of 2 you'd go to 2.6 or 2.8 to see the normal scheduled stuff now it's just all weather... I literally did not catch a single episode of the Late Show last week