molarbear

....... Someone must really want the Bears to win the Superbowl for them to be conjuring up this storm

He is Maxwell, Ruler of the cat tribes of the East and eater of human flesh (allegedly)

Happy Birthmas person who chased a troll across the internet, and other person!

Me, still waiting on fiber internet while living less than a block from the Internet company's little HQ building 3 years after they announced their big "fiber rollout"

Happy Birthmas! I hope you're still alive

I hear the next one is gonna be the best >.>

XD

There's always that person before and after the 4th... I don't know who it is, but they insist on shooting off a single black cat every few mins... all day

Fuckin A, right? My city used to make people buy permits to shoot them off, they never enforced it. This year they didn't even pretend, they dropped the permits and just said "whatever" 3... That is how many of those paper lanterns landed in my yard from wherever they drifted from. All were on fire Don't even get me started on the jack offs that shot off more rounds than Ukraine and Russia managed in the last two years combined, and then left all their trash in the fucking street right in front of their houses The older I get, the more kickin wing's snakes and sparklers stand sounds appealing

*pupdate https://imgur.com/a/x1IqTsJ

Steele threw a complete game Maddux style (under 100 pitches) Giving the bullpen zero chances to blow the lead, and thus, the Cubs have now won 2 in a row for the first time in......... a long time

Happy late birthmas, sieg! I dunno how I missed this thread

Bounce a coin off your bed sheets after you make it

I always thought it was sheets?

We have an official ruling people!!!!!!!!! Baskets and smaller baskets, Buggies.... you all need the spaghertz monster

Happy Birthmas you majestic user

Shopping/Grocery Cart

I personally found Michigan's stuff to be the bee's knees

I think there was mention of a roasted pork butt Probably going to see what that is about

your first mistake was actually socializing with your neighbor

I think that ass is sagging because all that fiber is catching up to it

...We may have been in the cheese state at the same time You should have taken the vehicle ferry from Michigan to Wisconsin or vice versa *I had to google where La Crosse was because I had never heard of it....I've only ever been to the eastern side of the state Also the screen cap was taken earlier because I was going to respond, but then I got side tracked and forgot

Which leads me to believe one of you is still picking on her wherever she ended up... And you gave her my address or something Not cool peeps She followed in Pat's steps and sent an assassin This one was not adorable and cuddly.. it destroyed things I noticed the plants out front were just... to put it kindly "Fucking devoured" like a family of really short giraffes came through and decided the flowerbed was a golden corral Turns out, yesterday a Tortoise was here

I just start peeling the banana until there is no longer a peel on there Then I peel off the weird, hanging excess banana strings and for some reason I always rip off the very bottom of the banana then I stuff the rest of the banana in my belly button like every human

It was definitely the power going out