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molarbear

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  1. You guys are missing the point I'd be wearing trunks... The trunks would be dry in that region because it would not be under water due to my legs being longer than 5 inches (about the depth of most pools these days.. give or take a banana) If I just started peeing, there'd be a big wet streak down the front from point P to point L
  2. Most pools aren't that deep If I just start pissing everyone is going to know I'm pissing because my waist isn't going to be below the water
  3. ..... How high is the water?
  4. TL:DR quit jerkin it like a Pilgrim
  5. Hideo Nomo, Matt Kemp, Sam Fuld repeatedly using his face to stop his body from crashing into a wall while chasing down fly balls
  6. Calling it We are gonna see the return of the cola wars this super bowl
  7. No. something they should talk to a therapist or other professional about TL:DR NTAH, go watch puppy videos
  8. Could also be an old vs young thing I've seen the same results on pornhub as in the newer vehicle has a crumble zone and the other could be an 80's-90's-(00's?) model
  9. That's because you've probably towed something and/or moved a box of any size during your life 99.8% of people that own trucks do neither of those things
  10. I thought you left homie I tried to tag you a month or so ago and your name didn't pop up on the list
  11. What's a pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it be the C
  12. Scoob... Scoobaloob You're telling me when you were in college you never once downed a whole pitcher after wild home game? What about all those years in marching band? Never downed a liter water after a long practice in the heat?
  13. Be honest Pat Who did you anger at your insurance company?
  14. @scoobdog ....did did my team die peacefully?
  15. My cousin's mini horse pup guest starring - my Aunt greyson 6 face lick.mp4
  16. I have given you the greatest moment
  17. I think McCarthy definitely has some kind of playoff curse at this point, dude just seems to fail to get his teams ready for playoff games in light of Rodgers recent behavior, I can't say I blame McCarthy for even 50% at GB but damn.... I love seeing the Cowboys lose Something about being a GB fan here in the 90's and being forced to always watch the networks pick dallas games to show ....and the amazing thought of knowing no matter how much money Jerry Jone's spends, he still cannot buy a superbowl
  18. I see you too, donated your penis poncho to the less fortunate
  19. ? I never said he was dodging the SEC shift homie, I didn't agree with the way he left by any means.. that was pretty fucking shitty for the players IMO. I heard it was about a "5 min goodbye" and then he was pretty much on the plane. "NotOklahoma" because "Shithole" really, just... is more of a compliment to it these days to be honest. Bro don't even get me started on the current state of this state, there is not enough internet capacity in the world to formally lodge my complaints Socal is super appealing, but so is that siren call they call the NFL...
  20. Somewhat, and as USC goes yet another year without making the playoffs (even though they have a metric fuckton of talent) I see Riley trying to jump ship before he gets the axe That way he gets to say he's coached at two prestigious schools, made 3 Heisman winners, and made a bowl every season ....all without every having to explain why he was fired honestly?
  21. I mean... he is 72 NIL currently guaranteeing that the roster you know will not exist in 6 months, Saban retiring and Bama possibly just being meh, and.....I'm starting the rumor now Lincoln Riley to Seattle before USC can fire him
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