molarbear

I think McCarthy definitely has some kind of playoff curse at this point, dude just seems to fail to get his teams ready for playoff games in light of Rodgers recent behavior, I can't say I blame McCarthy for even 50% at GB but damn.... I love seeing the Cowboys lose Something about being a GB fan here in the 90's and being forced to always watch the networks pick dallas games to show ....and the amazing thought of knowing no matter how much money Jerry Jone's spends, he still cannot buy a superbowl

I see you too, donated your penis poncho to the less fortunate

? I never said he was dodging the SEC shift homie, I didn't agree with the way he left by any means.. that was pretty fucking shitty for the players IMO. I heard it was about a "5 min goodbye" and then he was pretty much on the plane. "NotOklahoma" because "Shithole" really, just... is more of a compliment to it these days to be honest. Bro don't even get me started on the current state of this state, there is not enough internet capacity in the world to formally lodge my complaints Socal is super appealing, but so is that siren call they call the NFL...

Somewhat, and as USC goes yet another year without making the playoffs (even though they have a metric fuckton of talent) I see Riley trying to jump ship before he gets the axe That way he gets to say he's coached at two prestigious schools, made 3 Heisman winners, and made a bowl every season ....all without every having to explain why he was fired honestly?

I mean... he is 72 NIL currently guaranteeing that the roster you know will not exist in 6 months, Saban retiring and Bama possibly just being meh, and.....I'm starting the rumor now Lincoln Riley to Seattle before USC can fire him

respect

https://imgur.com/gallery/IYRJHiS Did anyone post this yet?

I'm pretty sure they just get the little cakes from the store inside and heat them up... you should be able to buy those in bulk, possibly don't quote me on that though

Why you two gotta be ruining ice cream with nuts?

cookie dough conquers all

We gotta find a way I wanted a butterscotch shake and braums didn't have them, the lady was like "we got butter pecan" and I had never tried it Amazing, except for the pecans

You can keep the pecans though Thanks

I dunno man @Seight you seemed to be pretty spot on

Nah Football is enough of a hassle

Can we get more bowls like this? Poptarts fucking killed it I don't know who thought "Let's give the interns in marketing a shit ton of cocaine and let them go" but, someone give that person a raise Literally all I could think of while the poptart was going into the toaster with the sign "Dreams do come true!"

Fantasy Baseball here we come!

Bro everyone jokes about Canada, but I swear their fucking geese are massive sleeper cell army that operates off the books "Sorry, Aye! We're here to take over! Would you like syrup and free healthcare?" "No, we have guns... lol" "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the screams of pain while those geese were pecking your eyes out... did you say no to the syrup, or healthcare?"

Behold... The friendly neighborhood cat again except now it's the colder months, and it refuses to use the warm bed or little cat house and instead sleeps on a pillow with blankets *que me gesturing towards cat in the photo What we have here, is a failure to Catmunicate (free use Pat and Katt, you probably need some horrible Dad/Aunt jokes) I believe what madam adorable shithead here is doing (beside costing me a small fortune in cat domiciles while metaphorically casting fire upon their lands and watching the people burn instead of simply establishing a monarchy) is giving us her idea cat house dimensions Back to the drawing board Brain, we got works to do

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Did anyone see A&M's QB do the trick where he did a flip and this his arm turned into spaghetti? I was working out when the network flipped the game over and the players were on the field with a cart Assuming the worst, I was immediately thinking "oh shit, I hope it's not a neck or spine injury" and then, much to my joy, I see the player hopped up and start walking off the field on his own That's when I noticed the giant compression band on his arm all zipped up, and then they showed the replay

As long as your final words are recorded by your bird and directed at your cat... something similar to this

*Edit Where Dafuq was mix...... Damn I think homie bounced

Happy Birthday Gene! Hopefully you guys are getting snow

Are you sure it's not just the first Civ game you've managed to best them at?

I see you too are a man of culture as well