molarbear

This one just wants its ears scratched

Saw them perform this live by the University of Arkansas, back in 2011ish? We were in Fayetteville for something, and ended up on Dickson St (a good 3 mile stretch of road that is all bars) we kept walking by this outdoor venue with a sign that said "alien ant farm" and no one thought anything of it because no one had heard of them in a decade. We kind of just figured it was some weird college cover band, until about the 4th time we walked by and finally asked the bouncer. My buddy then paid the $10 cover charge for all 5 of us, we walked in and they announced they were singing one last song and it was this. Literally, walked right up to the front of the stage and stood about 4 feet away from the band as they played this Granted.. we were pretty gone at that point, so it's quite possible it was a little more crowded than I remember and we just kind of... moved our way up to the front, but I do remember everyone having a lot of space between them ( I normally don't do concerts for that reason, I don't like being squished in with people) tl:dr randomly saw them play this live in the early 2010's

I just came in, freshly baked from outside, and stumbled upon this this shit has me broke.exe atm Happy Birthday peeps!!!!!!

Because then we would never get gems like this

what earthquake Pat? This guy.....Typical NY earther thinking "Oh, the whole world is NY, everyone must have felt that earthquake" Nah pat, some of us were dealing with actual natural disasters like your mom storms, high winds, and Maxwell's uprising in the east sorry about the "your mom" comment. I hope she's doing well please don't send another cat

Also, this got sent to me today https://www.instagram.com/p/CnkgmqLhn_y/

Cinco! Against the Dodgers too, that's a quality win

I would part with it for a corn chip

I was just gonna pop in and mention that I use to make gummy bears plead for their life's as I nibbled their limbs off but I see I stumbled on to some weird shit so I'm just going to go

That's a sweep!

....and the Cubs lost

Methodist But like, the non progressive ones that split recently so

Cubs and Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Forgot the "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!" 2nd* I can grammar! Look....it's been a long week and I'm tired. Group project in class going as well as you'd assume a group project is going

it's not my cup of tea I feel like I'd drive it everyday to validate the price, while openly hating myself for ever spending that much money on a vehicle that does exactly what something $40-50,000 less can do

....What pieces?

Happy Birthmas fellow sports and meme enthusiast person of culture

I've only ever owned pups Actually slightly allergic to cats, I can live with them.. but it's brutal on my eyes Yet, Pat sent a cat to assassinate me and it failed.. so now it just lounges around on the porch in spice trances I honestly have no clue if it's a stray. It'll stay on the porch for a week and then disappear, I think it just may be a neighbor's cat, or all the neighbors are taking care of it?

Happy Birthday Homie! Hope you have a good one!

Naaaaaah You gotta be at least Richie Rich rich to get even look at Subway these days SHENANIGANS!

Nah Mine was fucking up yesterday ( I don't watch it very often) It was trying to give me an ad like about every 5 mins or so Usually that happens when they think you're exiting out during commercials I think, because anytime I've closed hulu during an ad by accident or something, it does it to me for a short amount of time. Not sure wtf was going on yesterday, but I closed that shit pretty damn fast