molarbear

h ^me trying to take a bow and breaking

Are those still popular? They were popping those things like pez about 6 years ago, they claimed they horrible smell gave them a performance boost Dude's make enough money to pay us common folk to shit in their helmets and they go out and buy smelling salts for a knock to the senses .....Capitalism

Everyone thinking Tom Brady is going to grace the Jets with his presence Pick one, given the Jets previous decisions... my money is on Girth

....... >.> I hate love being this person, but I didn't see anyone that was vaccinated get their foot caught on the turf tonight If you need some good news... there's a really weird law in California that somehow lists bees as a fish, so now the land they're on is protected

Dat b some 15/10 content

The dog looks.... malnourished

Happy birthmas!

You've never seen the All State dude before he was the All State dude?

"They had to turn a plane around mid flight"

Really? Deion came in with a lot of noise, and then brought like half of the roster from his old school with him and his kids. I don't see Clemson staying relevant Dabo is a good coach, but his absolute refusal to use the transfer portal is going to continue to hurt his program

I'll trade you a semi functioning vending machine for a roll of duct tape that may tide my receiving corps over until week 4

Happy Birthday Dude! Hopefully you get to catch a Cubs game that they win this season

Reach that point of studying where words on the page are blurring Gin blossoms were a bad listening choice at 6 am, the initial nostalgia burst quickly gave way to sheer exhaustion and overwhelming amount of fucking textbook this professor wants us to memorize

Oh look! I didn't even know I was in it and one of my WR is already questionable and Deshaun Watson for QB? It's 2023 and Nazis are relevant again, lets not pretend like a NFL'ers first 20 sexual misconduct settlements being freebies surprises anyone In other news, just when I thought the man who is insanely gifted at football and absolutely nothing else would no longer cross my timeline.... Rodgers pops in because he's literally gargling some tennis player's nuts and licking the ground he walks on for not being vaccinated

FTFY Not sure what's going on with SMU, Big XII and Big 10 shot them down when they asked to join and not be paid for 7 years Wonder if it's the death penalty blemish? In other news, the remaining teams in the Pac-2 are now financially set if they inherit every other schools' earnings

I have a theory old people control reptiles It's the only logical explanation for them not being devoured when they make their annual exodus to the swamp to avoid the sub 88 degree weather

I knew I was too damn high to come in here even the mullet is laughing in the reaction DearFeistyGuanaco-mobile.mp4

Nope absolutely not though, it stays on that side of the fence... away from the garden in other wildlife news

I don't remember a season where a team bought at the trade deadline and then released all the players weeks later when it didn't work out

It has been named "Zerstörer der Menschen" is the winner It just wanted to peacefully munch of shrubs in the field, then everyone kept talking about how tasty it looked.... Now it's out for blood

I'm not going to (no matter how adorable it looks) There are plenty of wildlife rescues in this area that can handle it if need be