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molarbear

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  1. I feel like at this point, the only thing it can do is maybe help your recommendations?
  2. Fun fact Some user back in '04 suggested Nightcrawler to me, I believe they even had narrated part in their signature Huddled in the cellar Fear caught in their eyes Daring not to move or breathe As the creature cries Fingernails start scratching On the outside wall Clawing at the windows Come to me it calls Atmosphere's electric As it now descends the stairs Hiding in the darkness Is so futile from its glare Death comes in an instant As they hoped it would Souls ascend to heaven While it feasts on flesh and blood
  3. Everyday I live longer I'm more convinced it's a simulation Seriously...What politicians are up there like "my only platform is defending daylight savings until I die!" Let's do the roll back, where we get the hour of sleep because we all fucking like that, and then never touch the fucking clock again
  4. I noticed a while back and was too afraid to ask Thank you for taking one for the team on this
  5. Bro, everyone who is a lvl 100000000 moon master pokemon trainer knows you name your entire lineup Artax No opponent can get over the repressed childhood memory of the horse in neverending story just giving up, and then they have to go cry for a week... thus making you the ultimate moon master pokemon trainer
  6. >.> That could track I've never had an apple phone
  7. Nah, it's my brother. It has happened before in the past with other people It's frustrating, because you're unaware that your shit doesn't send until someone... basically the above photo Bout to just start collecting cans and tying really long strings
  8. Does anyone else deal with this on a regular basis? My texts just disappear into a void instead of sending apparently, and I end just sending a screen cap assuming they didn't get my messages now I feel this has been an ongoing thing for about 12 years now (it's not exclusive to my brother)
  9. I had the best experience last time, I gave this person money and they gave me a map with a big X on it I skipped the kayak because the Arkansas river doesn't have enough water in it to really warrant trying to "caulk the gun and float across" (if you catch my drift) and uh just forded over to the vehicle Hella Fun, 12/10 only problem is the car was underwater so now it doesn't work, but I got a really cool story out of it!
  10. ooooh I'm not going this is hypothetical
  11. Nah scoob I'm in my 30's, any sudden movements like that could seriously tko my back for a good week
  12. I pictured someone driving to and from work screaming while their eyes are literally on fire everyday like it's a casual thing and I got a pretty good chuckle out of it
  13. I have included a graphic to assist
  14. You guys are missing the point I'd be wearing trunks... The trunks would be dry in that region because it would not be under water due to my legs being longer than 5 inches (about the depth of most pools these days.. give or take a banana) If I just started peeing, there'd be a big wet streak down the front from point P to point L
  15. Most pools aren't that deep If I just start pissing everyone is going to know I'm pissing because my waist isn't going to be below the water
  16. ..... How high is the water?
  17. TL:DR quit jerkin it like a Pilgrim
  18. Hideo Nomo, Matt Kemp, Sam Fuld repeatedly using his face to stop his body from crashing into a wall while chasing down fly balls
  19. Calling it We are gonna see the return of the cola wars this super bowl
  20. No. something they should talk to a therapist or other professional about TL:DR NTAH, go watch puppy videos
  21. Could also be an old vs young thing I've seen the same results on pornhub as in the newer vehicle has a crumble zone and the other could be an 80's-90's-(00's?) model
  22. That's because you've probably towed something and/or moved a box of any size during your life 99.8% of people that own trucks do neither of those things
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