molarbear

Does it really, or did you just steal my idea and patent it?

BAJILLION DOLLAR IDEA! Bra's with fans built into them!

You have more facial hair than I will ever grow in my life. This Bud is for you sir

Labyrinth

because

FTFY

That nowhere near scoring 40 points and having a TE that scores zero, and you know it!

My TE was on a team that scored 40 points and he literally earned me zero points

also let me know if the whole "quoting" your post thing annoys the shit out of you

*glass shattering I never realized this until now Happy Birthday

I try to pretend they don't. I feel like they can lose all but one game in a season and the sports casters will claim they should be playoff contenders

Have you never had a milk sandwich before? they're like the tomato soup to a grilled cheese during natural disasters

That went way better than I thought it would I always thought the kid was overrated at USC, mainly because every person who's ever played QB at USC is touted as some demi god of a player and then washes out in the NFL and ends up doing halftime updates granted it's one game but he looked pretty good

I turned it on and saw a kickoff happening with 14:40 on the clock and was all "WTF?" I just want Detroit's offense out there so Golden Tate can get me some fantasy points

I'm fairly positive this is the first season Bulaga is actually playing and not on IR probably wrong but I'm fairly positive the dude has been knocked out for the season by like the 2nd pre season game the last 3 years or so

Has anyone ever requested that you cover yourself in lemon slices while singing the "twinkle twinkle little star" before?

I don't think people lived long enough to remember the the previous decade back then

a true example of mediocrity

Make sure whoever does it gets the job done I took a baseball to the jaw and cracked a tooth and I think the crown alone was like $800 that's not counting the root canal they had to beforehand

I hear Alpha males are scientifically proven to possibly be the first humans to have a mutant child with a sock

Dragon Warrior I would watch my Brother play it and try to copy what he did later because I really had no idea where to go, I mainly just loved the music

I can neither confirm nor deny this question

I almost cried when Matthews got that roughing the passer penalty after the incomplete pass on 4th down