molarbear

I normally just use afrin to breathe when I'm stuffed up but that shit tends to dry my nose out and cause it to bleed turns out blowing my nose continuously has the same affect

That game was an embarrassment I was almost afraid that was going to happen to the Sooners watching the first Quarter of the Bama/OU game, then it turned into a pretty decent game. Honestly, I think if the Sooners could get a mulligan on that first quarter that game would have been a lot closer

Happy Birthday dude! If you get too hyper don't forget to "chrome down"

I've been using it to binge watch KOTH

I is sick too it sucks because family came in for Christmas and they were hacking up a lung... so I sprayed Lysol on pretty much everything as often as I could I thought I had dodged the plague bullet until yesterday, now I'm sitting here on 3 hours of rough sleep because I can only breath out one side of my nose

I want to say "not be an anti social hermit" but I'm probably going to put that off another year

It was 19 this morning I had to hang up the Carhartt and bust out the jacket I won from my old job for a safety reward It has the comfort and feel of the lead vest they make you wear at the Dentist office during X-rays but it works

It's currently $1.65 here

I flew in plane like that once Not no purpose but I got stuck in the airport overnight and all my toiletries were in my checked bag It was fucking DFW in the middle of summer The worst part was the majority of people on the plane were also stranded overnight so it kind of smelled similar to a Middle School Locker room

is "Horngry" a thing now?

I may have posted this before, but, we're still celebrating the Holidays here so here's to the Spirits!

you're sitting on a gold mine

As your recently (self appointed) new agent I suggest making accounts on reddit and imgur and sharing your puppy photos there as well

It's nice to know that even agents of Death are cute and little at some point in their life

I made out pretty well I also consumed probably half my body weight in ham and turkey ........I may have drank some too, and then proceeded to peg my brother in the head with a roll from across the house for absolutely no reason other than to throw a roll at him

Get drunk and then do Christmas things Just keep the end game in mind... there's almost always pie involved at the end

Went through a bunch of old photos today and found this one from an air show my Dad took my Brother and I to

Congratulations man!

I actually love Christmas! I understand how you hate it though. I honestly cannot blame you.

I'm still working on perfecting the basics, The Ass to Ass move I've accepted as a move I could never pull off, the Length just isn't there.

Everyone knows the stable of Thanksgiving and Christmas is the amount of Marsh Mellows you melt upon the yams

I feel like this is an advanced Kama Sutra move

My Brother and I played the shit out of it

I've low key been training an small army of Turtles to take over the World People mock me when I talk about it but they'll rue the day when they hear "Creeping Death" playing and see a slow hoard of Turtles marching their way