molarbear

My Dad's Family didn't get to the States until the early 1900's so I got lucky on that side Anything I find embarrassing on my Mom's side I just tell people they were married in

FTFY

I mean, he did almost flip Tejas

Not only does it exist but it's apparently $13.56

My NY started with the scab in my nose stabbing the other side of my nostril in my sleep and I woke up with a bloody nose 12/10 would have taken another 8-12 hours of sleep but ya know, you work with what you get -

It started off all Jethro Tull Yazz flute like then moved a Sabbath instrumental... then the singing happened and I was like "meh"

I never realized this until now You truly do learn something new everyday if you extend your perimeters every now and then

^ dafuq? I mean it's 2019 now but I didn't think such a thing would exist already

sleep on your side champ

Just buy an Alpaca while you're there and bring it back, that way you'll have an infinite source of alpaca fur

Damn dude it's only been a new year for like, 20 mins

HAVE FUN! Make sure to join a flute band while you're there

Happy Birthday!

I dunno my current GF got injured attempting to remove a stump a week ago

Did you sleep?

@1pooh4u

I think someone is purposely infecting everyone from the boards Let's just be thankful it's not Captain Trips

That sucks I hate getting sick because I turn into a giant toddler and just kind of lay in bed feeling miserable all day I think I'm getting better but yesterday it felt like someone was tickling the inside of my nose with a feather all day I was literally mid sneeze the entire day and to top it off my best friend is in town and I can't visit him because his Daughter has RSV so I can't go over without risking getting her even more sick

About that... I think they're all shit

I gave the Matrix trilogy a second chance still think those films are super overrated

I'm sorry I had food poisoning once when I was younger it kicked in during football practice right as our coach was getting super pissed and lecturing us, I kept trying to tell him I didn't feel well and he kept telling me to wait and not interrupt him joke ended up on him because all focus faded from him the moment my body betrayed me and erupted from both ends, the best part was I had been drinking red gatorade so everyone initially thought I was projectile vomiting blood as for the other end my practice pants were white so I was ordered to trash them immediately and then told to sit in the showers until one of my parents could come pick me up