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molarbear

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  1. The dude is tiny as fuck I'd take the safe path and just wait for a brisk breeze to take him away with it
  2. Well if you own a console and a decent Computer you can download it on both
  3. I honestly thought about it but the whole "Netflix" tax was a big turn off
  4. Congrats dude! I'd like That Sega CD I never got as a kid for Christmas, otherwise expect guerilla warfare from this child the likes you couldn't imagine. I will dedicate years of my life to purposely leaving the toilet seat up
  5. The 7 Eleven died here but it was no where near this fancy It was more like the place where even if you were out of gas you'd rather just run out and call a tow truck than risk getting shanked in the parking lot
  6. As the "Toilet Bowl" Champ I'd still like "Destroyer of Toilets" as my Title I can't speak for future winners but, I have a sense of Humor, and; I think that's all that matters in this poster's opinion. Honestly? I dropped the ";" to seem fancy, I have no idea when to use one so I wanted to sound important I'd like the color to be the same as the old "swimmoonlighter" rank as possible but if you just want to make it brown I would totally understand
  7. Alamo beer tho
  8. Yes, but only for the insulation fuck the wood
  9. I didn't finish it before my 30 mins was up but it looked pretty damn good
  10. As a rule of thumb I generally try to only eat things I think a T-Rex would eat
  11. I wouldn't worry, Bama's not going anywhere anytime soon
  12. I think I'm going to pull for the Saints the rest of the playoffs Drew Brees seems like a pretty stand up guy
  13. Thanks! ^This one is my favorite
  14. @GuyBeardmane where's the weekly photo update?
  15. Anyone tried it yet?
  16. There's this really thin area of drinking where I become social Get good at video games too
  17. I miss that cartoon
  18. Really thought the Chargers would do better than this against the Patriots Don't really care though, I'm a man with no Country in these playoffs
  19. It's still a thing I went to buy snuff the other day and there were literally no parking spots so I had to pull up to a pump the only person in the actual gas station was the worker
  20. I think it's best if we just leave it up to people's imaginations
  21. Well, you finally got the HIV
  22. I could have, but, I was drinking vodka and my attention span was that of a 8 year old last night
  23. You're welcome
  24. I do that all the time too!
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