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That was pretty much what happened I kept hitting it as hard as I could with my shoe and it kept trying to crawl away

I couldn't find a small clip of him just saying the line so just stop it after the first sentence to let the burn set in

Treaties were broke but I still feel bad

Yes I dated a girl for about a week once, when I went to stay at her place she had a pet tarantula and I was like "This probably isn't going to work" Imagine trying to sleep and there's a spider so damn big you can hear it's every step as it paces around it's little cage

Man I usually do but when it's a cricket I'm going to kill the damn thing before it hops away and chirps all night

IIRC Duke has had a pretty decent football team the last couple years At least it's not South Dakota the 2nd week of the season (looking at you Sooners)

That apologizes to bugs when I have to kill them for violating the unspoken of rule of never entering the house? I just squished a cricket and felt terrible because I tried to make it as quick and painless as possible but that little fucker took like 12 wags with the shoe to finally get him

It means you can use spotify on your computer

Given how FF is insanely RNG loaded and RNG hates me.... I'd rather just keep my money

Two words Overnight Shipping

https://imgur.com/gallery/kmzS7sn This one always gets me

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Vanilla Ice cream and peanut butter

A lot of games have discords dedicated to them and the community is generally very helpful Also if you haven't heard of Speedrunslive check out that community

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No I just like doggos

I was kind of hoping to click on this thread and see some sort of Beagle picture

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Try to find a cheap laptop and use an emulator, or buy an Everdrive cartridge for your console Either way they allow you to make save states so you can repeatedly practice areas that you struggle with

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My first 4 draft picks are going to be Kickers to guarantee me a chance at the Toilet Bowl

Trick question! My Therapist Office outsource their Clerical needs to a nice old lady not in office

@empty Are you going to try and host a Fantasy league again? I'd like to add another toilet to my throne room

What are you drinking?