molarbear

My first 4 draft picks are going to be Kickers to guarantee me a chance at the Toilet Bowl

Trick question! My Therapist Office outsource their Clerical needs to a nice old lady not in office

@empty Are you going to try and host a Fantasy league again? I'd like to add another toilet to my throne room

What are you drinking?

Stay safe, and for fucks sake protect that Doggo

I don't really use it these days but I use to be friends on there with some guy that had the exact first and last name as me I liked his posts from time to time just to make his friends think he liked his own post

Dude All 4 of them are pretty fucking talented but Mitch and Poo are next level

That's unfortunate, I'm sorry I personally had success with them

It's long, and the warp whistle is used but it's an all forts race and these are the top 4 runners in the category racing against each other It may not be your thing but I personally nerded the fuck out

South point Chevy dot com boiiiiiiiiii

I don't think anyone forgot the time the NFL turned into NFL: Blitz for a play

I agree about the Browns. I think the Cardinals will either surprise everybody or fail terribly. Murray and Kingsbury could be a seriously deadly combo the likes we saw last year with Mahomes and the Chiefs

I had a snake in my house today Used a broom to get it back outside and then decapitated it with a shovel because it was tiny but it looked an awful lot like a cottonmouth

I got you

My Best friend use to live in Charleston and he always stops at Cracker Barrel to poop when he's driving It's very possible you're at a Cracker Barrel my Best friend has pooped at

At least you didn't send a company wide dick pic

My Brother tells tales of AC-130's being fixed by beer cans being riveted in

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^I ran out of brain space to keep putting exclamation marks

It would require some kind of deliver service where I could summon a dog to pet at the push of a button

I couldn't find a gif of it but this is me when the Asari finally show up

Natural Selection dude

Have you ever seen that video of the car that hits a motorcycle and proceeds to drive with said biker sitting on the hood of the car?