molarbear

I rode Hogs, Never got into Street Bikes My Best Friend and his buddy can tell you about going like 150 mph and doing wheelies and shit. I just enjoyed riding along the lakes and Hills and shit.

I don't see any cheese exploding out of the pizza rolls, you've either mastered the dark arts, or you a witch

People ask that constantly! There is no Helmet law here, and the reason is the same reason Motorcycle insurance is cheap, you don't normally live through an accident with a 2k+ piece of aluminum or steel traveling at 45 mph. Even with a helmet on you're going to hit the ground traveling at high speeds, even if you "prepare for the fall" flesh hitting a side rail or metal sign at 45 mph, it's not going to end well usually. That being said, I don't ride anymore but insist on people wearing their seat belts in my vehicle

Try riding a motorcycle with no helmet I nearly died because some fucking flying tank of a bug hit my face when I was going 45 mph

It kind of looks like one but the picture is just blurry enough that I can't confirm it

Sir I'm not into dudes but your hair should be in an Herbal Essences commercial

I couldn't tell if that was two really good defensives or two really shitty offensives tonight Either way the Bears lost so I'm happy

This is how you properly disperse of a chicken

I'd like to think if people did the slightest bit of reading they'd know which team was mine

Is that kid Scottish?

Happy Birthday!

I got a C

Happy Birthday

I didn't become the toilet bowl champ by playing wisely last year

I'm just going to auto draft so I can bitch profusely about my team

The Moon!

Is that similar to reaching in your pocket and finding money? I've had that happen before

10 NES games and 10 Famicon games (Japanese NES) this time around https://bestofnes.com/races/big20-11

I didn't shave until college and that was almost at the end of my first year I had like 4 spots on my chin that I thought was dirt, they were little patches of hair

Mock it all you want dude You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one

I think it'd be more like a Ted Talk than an autobiography it'd be titled "how genetics caused me to stop aging at 14" I'd literally just say the title and then thank everyone for coming to my Ted Talk

Enjoy your free wings on the big 3-0