molarbear

Thank you! The playoff setup is different this year, but I'm fairly positive I'm not the Toilet Champ anymore I hope whoever earned it this year carries it with pride because I'm taking it back next year

This may sound weird but, I've always wanted to ride on a train There's no hidden meaning to that, the only ones around here are cargo trains and I always thought it be cool to take a train somewhere

It was brought over today I now have an ornament cup

Awww, thank you! I hope you had a great Christmas, and you're quite possibly one of the nicest people I've ever known... plus you love Aminals (that was intentional) I'd word that better but I kind of started drinking around 4 when everyone came over

Not really, he's about the size of a Corgi

It's 2 pm and it still hasn't happened yet I'm not complaining because food was eaten and the food coma has kicked in but I'm super excited for my Brother to open the present I got him He wanted one shirt, so I bought him 5 of them in different colors

That's a scene from Napoleon Dynamite

Due to the layout this year I'm not sure who the toilet bowl champ is Whomever you are you carry this title with pride

I met Archie last night He gets so excited to see people that his entire butt wiggles

Never they're just doggos

That's how you know it's true love! My best friend and I greet each other with a middle finger most the time

too much work, would rather complain

also yes

yes

JK, Don't care. Love you bro! I've been drinking still, Merry whatever! Stay you

Post faster ya old fart!

I got a drink that turns into a ornament I failed to grab the clippy part that makes it an ornament though

proceeds to ignore phone

tell them you have explosive diarrhea no one ever questions that

I'm sorry about your Grandpa but I literally chortled reading that

there's really no drama, Christmas is usually pretty chill for me

I always spend it with my mom, dad, and brother When that's done I go hangout with my best friend's family where there is generally enough booze to make the elephants go extinct

I have no idea what lives under her Apt but I don't want to leave your thread hanging bro

At least you didn't leave it in the pocket of your jeans and accidentally sent it through the washer like someone I know did when they were in College >.>

@crackymckrackin is so old the Government now issues him those weird blue hard candies your grandparents always have that you never see in the store