molarbear

You poor soul, a Good Therapist can help. Or so I thought, the last person I talked to attempted to get teary eyed and claim I didn't "Trust" them, they then informed me they were totally sleeping with their coworker.

They probably have Dogs You should target Cat owners

I'm ok with this

Someone's mother did not love them enough

I'm really not

Nah, you just kind of smear the piece of bread around when you place it on and apply some pressure

Does that look like a kitchen to you?

Turkey

That's a pretty pup!

Pre-school, biotch!

Pls send this way

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

Happy Birthday you old fart

Tonight was the first night I was able to wear pajama pants

A popcorn maker Also happy Birthday!

It was a "Her" all along

Is that insanely good luck or bad luck at that point?

I dunno, this is why I'm out here asking the important questions

I kind of agree with this I felt pressured when I was younger to pick a favorite color when in fact I like a lot of colors equally My favorite crayon growing up was the Silver one that I got when I got a 64 pack for my birthday

which head did it hit?

What's wrong with the old "Choke and Stroke?"

I can actually grow facial hair