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molarbear

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  1. It's the only way I can get out of bed Otherwise I'll just lay there and try to go back to sleep
  2. Fruit of the Loom that go about to my ankle
  3. Have you ever had your hand slip off your sock when you were putting it on and smacked yourself right in the jewels?
  4. My Their head was forward because of the pillows and when I they pulled my their leg up I they weren't aware of the leg to face distance
  5. No, but I enjoy the sheets being tucked in so if I lay in at all during the day I try to climb out the top so the sheets stay tucked in TL:DR.....Yes
  6. Trying to figure out if this is more common than I think or if I'm in uncharted waters here Asking for a friend
  7. LB can sleep on toilets like a moth can fly to any source of light, if that makes any sense I'm kind of jealous of his ability to sleep anywhere
  8. He's probably asleep in the porta potty
  9. Sooners Beat Iowa St by 1 point today Let that sink in
  10. As a Time Traveler from another Dimension No! He's asking that you give away Genetic Coding like Facial Hair
  11. Are you referencing the Disney VHS offer from like the mid 90's?
  12. Wendy's just got their spicy nuggets back though
  13. You think we can just say "fuck it" and just pledge to wear socks everyday in Nov? I think that's a current streak I have going that I could keep alive easily
  14. You've obviously never seen mine, there are bald patches everywhere
  15. You're a wise man
  16. Day 8 My face feels like there's an ant colony living on it
  17. It won't let me quote anyone right now Sunday Bears Ravens Browns Chiefs Falcons Jets Cardinals Colts Packers Steelers Monday Seahawks
  18. This is why I fully support vehicles having rocket launchers built into them Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
  19. Face first into the Valley of the Beast
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