Vamped

Did you forget to take the dildos out of the dishwasher and your peeps from work you invited over found them?

Sometimes you just get into one of those cleaning fits and have to clean everything at once before the moment passes

Did you go on a date and spill wine all over her white skirt and fur cuff-links?

I had a dream about going to swinger's club ... thats how I imagine polyamory is like but I'm sure its more like .... are you guys having sex without me because that really grinds my gears .... or like I'm pregnant .... oh shit

The lack of a visible head and foot board bothers me ...

As long as Betty White lives .... I'm good

Is this the thread for the bisexuals?

Congratulations and Good Luck!

It does but I'm not cool so I'm late on all the slang and I've never smoked so ...

I work nights 3 days a week and then I have 12 hour shifts the other 2 nights ... and my toddler has adapted to staying up late nights waiting on me to get off so ... my sleep schedule is just fucked in general

I live in the south. lol

It was 70 fucking degrees for Christmas

I like Major Kusanagi Michael Smith

tank top and booty shorts?

I used to think that meant the people on the personal ads weighed 420 lbs! I was like ... why are all these fat people in these personal ads?!

My vote is for family drama

remove unnecessary fan service from anime .... or the reverse I guess

Im sure for the right amount nothing is to freaky

Well I know I am

If she consents .... or is too fucked up to say no? Either way unless you're rich, white, and successful you're probably going to jail

.... my period

Well i guess if you're that terrible at sex, you would want a boob and flesh light machine. That sorry boob fondling is a shame

I dont think you're getting too far with this

Not that I watch their shows but if I had to choose between watching them and Donald Trump ... I'd pick them .... only because they're easier to look at. Not saying they're just super attractive

Thats when adulthood hits you hard .... lemme ask for something I need .... y'know I could use some fancy towels for my bathroom ... y'know the kind you hang up but you better not dry your hands on