Vamped

Every day though? ... well I guess some people do watch porn every day

It was something I saw on Black Mirror. This porn ad keeps popping up and you have to literally pay to skip it ... or if you don't have enough to skip it. Its mandatory that you view it. You can't even close your eyes.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for "Wraith Babes"

I'm not sure I like the smell of this

uugh .... I dunno. I'm just a social work intern but I'm pretty much making all the client notes and my supervisor is like .... you have to be detailed .... all his notes are copy and pasted from a word document he keeps on his desktop.

.... or like .... I guess if you're not really trying to work or be productive you could .... eat a shit load and get like 700lbs and be put on disability .... or mess up your kidneys and be put on dialysis

I mean wtf could you have done if they were sick? Did they want you to put it in your notes or something?

gawd somebody polished the shit out of those floors

do your boobs hurt? Because if they do ... you're definitely pregnant

Is this the part where they slather the butter on a muffin? Who the fuck butters their muffins?

Just for clarity .... the back is .... the side that faces up or faces the balls?

New? I dunno how I feel about "new"

Gawd I hope those people are okay and nobody got caught between those 18 wheelers.

Nows the time to find out

I do NOT eat babies. I eat sweet old ladies

The bad ones

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I think garters and stockings would be appropriate to wear with a labcoat. But you can't goof on the shoes. It has to be a complete look.

I too have a soul! It shines bright like a diamond!

sexy underwear

Oh! Shit that is a person! lol I thought it was a scarf

the lace is hiding these sexy pens. I'm assuming that you would wear clothes .... or would you ....? Definitely need to wear clothes for the machine building part

Did it just steal someone's scarf ... thats fucked up man .... real fucked up

too late

because how else would you explain the need to shrink to the molecular level and restore it ?