Vamped

what?

I always thought they were ugly

Well I mean .... like who is sticking nickels in their body cavities for fun

Coated with a flaky layer of fudge

black lace fringe makes everything sexy by default

I dont think I'd like cocaine ... looks like a bunch of people laying around leaving small children unattended. I can't get behind that.

I'll get my lab coat .... the sexy one!

.... So .... does this mean .... you should do cocaine because you're going to get cancer anyway?

we need to build a machine!

Depends on what I'm trying to do. If I wanna talk shit about someone/ somethng and be really petty .... then women. If I wanna go out and do something fun and kinda rough then men.

Thank gawd they cleared that up. I was just about to get nervous

Written language is a pretty big thing. You ever seen a whale write a romance novel?

We had this one guy go out on route for the day .... and came back so drunk .... he got his truck inside the dock door ... then floored it in reverse and ran over like a whole stack of packages ... if the conveyor belts weren't supported by concrete bases .... if probably would've back through the whole fucking warehouse.

So I got a call from security asking if this person still worked here. I was like ... I haven't seen him in awhile but yeah he's still on the roster .... ..... ........ ...... Dude is drunk as fuck. Like I can smell him from outside. I guess its cool because he's not driving but .... I'm not sure why he's here.

expletives are good every year

I'm a single mom too ... I dunno

I saw that one ... it touched me but I didn't cry

fap more and learn about make up

I was watching Inside Out and the little pink thing was like .... take her to the moon for me ..... so many feels but like I cry so easily now from like movies and stuff fucking St. Jude commercials gawd

... so what is it? a fleshlight inside of a bigger container?

I tried to watch it ... but I got kinda annoyed and bailed

what kind of .... electronics?

Isnt Stan Lee in his 90s too. Betty White and Stan Lee will make me sad

I mean ... if you find some women that just immediately show tits outside of a strip club often ... I'd like to know where you find them so I can fact check you