Vamped

Dont take Betty White!!!

I've never made friends with peeps I randomly speak to in public but then I'm also oblivious to flirting

Oh shit ....

I think Im gonna watch it when I finish Terrace House on Netflix .... Im paying for Crunchy Roll and I havent even used it since I finished Kimi ni Todoke .... months ago. I was watching Black Jack (the new one) but then they started doing too much and I had to take a break

Im the kind of person that while the teacher is teaching ... Im like oh this shit is easy. I got it .... then when I get home ... Im just like .... wtf is this shit?

That would be something I would do ... especially if it was totally secret lmao All the women in the office are old. Lemme spice up your bingo games

I feel like it could go one of two ways if I say it .... both ways get them off me lol

I got tampons for Xmas the last time we did a secret santa lol

Eh ... I'm getting better at it now that Im working at my internship .... its full of old people and they can talk about anything and everything

Math is my weakness. I took "the foundations of math" at my university ... it was like remedial but it filled the requirement

If you can take a break and nap and cuddle stuff cool ... but if its like 3 hours of straight pounding so you can see how long you can go ... no thanks man ... I got shows on Netflix ... I'm just gonna stick this in your butt

Its always the same thing with customers .... hey how are you? *weather* oh? Alright you have a good day/night!

Sometimes I try with the guys at work when they come in .... but some of them are already in bad moods so it doesn't go as planned ... or some of them are in too good of moods and they come way out of left field with shit

Seriously?! Thats too long. If you dont just blow your load already I got shit to do

less than I used to.

Profound Bandit

if I liked Attack on Titan probably ... but Im one of those rare birds that just couldn't get into it. I watched like 2 episodes and then I was kinda like .... meh

Every time I log on ... there's nothing ... but me.

I used to enjoy Christmas .... now its feeling so forced.

Is it still naked except for the hat?

They confiscated all the Santa hats at work

Are you guilty of committing crimes against Christmas? Have you put chocolate coins in the Santa's Red Kettle or something similar? Last year my step dad got these annoying Lazy Lights. Its basically a projector that projects lights on your house ... annoying as shit. >.> I kept unplugging it .... but he kept plugging it back up with this ugly orange extension cord running through the front yard .... so I cut the plug off and threw it away in the dumpster at my job.

Some colleges and universities have free counseling if you're taking any classes. Also free clinics for like the not so serious stuff like sinus infections, stds, and colds

Ive watched the trailer for the mummy .... still not sure what its about besides tom cruise running

I like the blue ones too ... even with their tentacle heads